Does anyone know Chris McKinley?

[flap jack]

Here's a guy who claims he knows Ting Jing, Ping Ding, Dong Pong and
meshes it with Bjj, Kali, and some Chop Suey brands to sound cool. Maybe he's just a kid but I bet he claims much more. Note he never
mentions fighting at all but I bet he's gonna be some kind of special secret agent in some rare killing art. I just get that feeling the way he's comin on. Maybe it's dim suey, oops, that Chinese food, but you just watch. Come on, Chris, make my day, tell how old you are and what's your true identity? How's about King Kong?

[flap jack]

well, chris, come on tell us more about your secert agent art, I smell it from here. I think I hear an echo? No one else will own up to knowing you so maybe it's because they are ashamed?

[Mercurius]

For some reason, I sincerely doubt that "Ting Jing", "Ping Ding" and "Dong Pong" are the names of real Chinese martial arts. Don't ask me why, maybe it's the last time someone asked me if I knew Long Dong or Hung Lo coming back to haunt me...