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    Aikido in a can, baby!

    It gives me wings!

    http://www.lightningdrink.com

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    I was hoping for tea made out of Ueshiba's ashes, but yadda yadda yadda search function noob I expect seppuku all your bases are belong to us, whatever.

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    From the "About Us" blurb:

    "Steven Seagal Enterprises was formed in 2004 as a way for Steven Seagal to share his wisdom and experience of energy with the world. The infinite wisdom of Steven Seagal combined with an experienced Sales and Marketing team has made it possible for Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt to emerge as one of the most unique energy drinks on the market."

    His experience of energy? Infinite wisdom?

    Steven Seagal = megalomaniac

    Stay tuned for the next episode: Seagal the cult leader

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    If you look at the picture next to the ingredients, you know what my day of juvenile ass comments is over. Nevermind. 2.50 for that ****, too.

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    I like how the picture they use is young skinny Steven and not today's fat bloated Steven

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    You think it taste better than Gene Lebell's Can of Ass Whuppin.

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    Am I the only one that expects something entirely different when the words "Asian" and "Experience" are in the URL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
    I like how the picture they use is young skinny Steven and not today's fat bloated Steven
    You know now that you mention it. When I think of refreshing and energizing this is the last person that comes to mind.

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    You mean if I drink this I to will be able to kneel and tell a guy wielding a knife, "Come on come and cut my heart out!" Man if that's the case I'll drink a 12 pack a day! LOL:new_tomat

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