Where is his 15 second challenge? Is there money involved?
I figure I could run in a circle around the ring until he gasses and passes out.
Don't worry, their tournament photos page explains everything.
Tournaments involve sitting around stuffing your face.
the music on their site pisses me off. i'm trying to fucking ROCK and this gay ass ninja **** loops in the background.
I mean yeah you can turn it off, but the damage is already done. It's like those stupid fucking ads AIM runs that make noise.
You've missed the point guys n gals- he directs his chi through the goldy looking chains making invincible gangsta armour and the weight of the sovereign rings and sparkly watch add weight to his terrifing judo chops.... chav-fu.....deadly just deadly.
Originally Posted by Shaolinz
4th dan by 19? Maybe up to 4 big macs at a sitting by 19. Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick. I fucking hate tournament assholes.
I think the worst thing about it, is the little fat kid. Immagine how surprised he's going to be the fist time he gets his ass kicked.
"Oh ****, I'm sorry. BHAHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAA. Oh God...
... man, I couldn't stop laughing when I went to the homepage, with all those quite flying starts, with the chubby pimp-Mastah smiling and ****. For a second I though I was looking at Marshall Applewhite's "Heaven Gates" website."
thank you, exactly my thought, I thought I was going to have an epileptic fit with all that flying star **** and I'm not epileptic.
I'm so disgusted I don't even know where to start. The obesity, the pimp jewelry, the really really bad TKD, The poor written communication skills, typo's etc. so much to comment on so little time.
I would actually pay to see that. Cruel, maybe. But then, even a kid should know better, not in whether what he does is BS or not, but on his overall level of fitness. Humanity has had access to mirrors since times immemorial. I mean, Jesus Christ, what the ****, even his feet are fat. They looked like supersized mexican tamales!!!!
Originally Posted by konosan
Maybe I'm becoming more radical in my views regarding physical fitness. I can understand an adult - after all, adult life is **** with problems to deal with 24/7. But a teen? No way, no how. I don't subscribe with the idea people don't know. They know and just don't care. I mean, look at him in the pictures. He really thinks he is Jet Li, Connor MacLeod, the Juggernaut or something.
He needs a beating so that he can wake up, and his mastah needs a beating for selling him that tripe he is oh so willing to swallow.
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Wow. Just Wow.
Lol, even I have more muscle mass (and probably stronger muscles) than these E.Honda-wannabes.
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