So many threads!
I am still laughing at the one about the 16 year-old teacher whose mother sought help of a poster because her precious' students sucked then tried to get him to join the class and pay to make them all better! To quote Sgt. Hartman, "you're the type of man who'd **** somebody in the ass without the godamned courtesy of a reach-around!!"
I laughed quite hard at Aesopian's short lived holocaust schtick
It was decided that we would have to investigate. Hannibal instantly volunteered, so we sent him on his way, but we haven't heard from him in a while.
Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
This site has been full of fabulous entertainment, but the only specific thing I remember recently was someone's theory on ninja rape defense is to hide a shark up their asses to bite the dick off the would-be rapist and that's why they walk so slowly and strangely, too keep the shark from falling out. I forget who said it, but it was damn funny.
That was a joke?!!
Um . . . excuse me. . . .
Waddles away in the direction of the bathroom. . . .
--J. "We Need a Bigger Toilet!" D.
This is an old Bullshido Classic…Afronaut’s Phil Elmore Photo Shop Thread. If any Noob bumps this thread, I will personally crap on their head! Just read and enjoy…
I have always enjoyed this exchange between Dai Tenshi and I.
P.S. No reason to read beyond post 16.
I think it is because it is so fucking random. You had two guys so determined to have a go at each other that they will take any opportunity to do it. Ben Franklin…WTF?!?!
Originally Posted by DAYoung
Last edited by Olorin; 6/18/2006 2:34am at .
Oh if that was funny I'll find you the link to another 16 year old instructor. A students mom actually came here, pissed off, trying to make us understand why he was a good teacher.
Originally Posted by Doctor X
We had a rash of Aikidokas appear and tell us how humble and deadly they were.
Here you go Doc X.
Originally Posted by The Villan
I said sixteen it looks like he started teaching at..................TWELVE.
I have been going through the "Phil Elmore Photoshop Thread" and laughing my ass off! I am almost afraid to click that!
I will though . . . I am weak. . . .
Methinks I should start drinking some more first. . . .
Awwww . . . his "server cannot be found."
Oh . . . and Mummsy seems to have edited her posts!
BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! That is about as good as "he always has a clean, pressed gi!"
He does not have a "squeaky" voice and his Kiai is very strong, as is my 6 y/o daughter's.
Man . . . that is just plain sad.
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