Posted On:6/16/2006 3:16pm
Style: KARATE / MUAY THAI
We all know myspace is full of those wacky martial artists who havnt quite seen the light, but have you ever seen a thread who's posters are so far away from reality it hurts?
Given optimal conditions, how many opponents could you competently fight and defeat simultaneously?
Prime example responses:
'we all could most likely take 3-4 people that werent trained'
'Being a small person (5' 0), I'd say I can take on two or three guys (let's assume they're 5'10")'
'I can take on 3 guys and since I'm only 4'11 thats good'
And thats just the first two pages.
Hey, maybe its me. Maybe they are all badasses who can take people out 3 at a time, but somehow i doubt it...
Thank god for this site, just so I dont have to read this **** eveytime i go on a martial arts forum.
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Posted On:6/16/2006 3:17pm
See, by take on, they mean sexually. I could see a smaller person gaining the flexablity needed to take on 3 guys at one time.
Posted On:6/16/2006 3:27pm
Style: Bits and pieces
Some of them realise it's a joke thread and are threating it as such. The ones who take it seriously however, are hilarious.
Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品
Posted On:6/16/2006 3:35pm
Style: Okinawan Karate
Posted: March 7, 2006 2:06 AM
i have fought 3 big guys at once. they had no training. im 5'7" at 191lbs. they were all 5'11'' and above.
What was left out,
AND THEY KICKED MY ASS!!!!!
People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
I see the gravity, and I say...
Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
Posted On:6/16/2006 3:39pm
Here is a pic of my last big fight.
You can't see me I'm in the middle... bleeding like a mother fucker.
**** you math class
Posted On:6/16/2006 3:49pm
Style: TKD, Ballet, Archery
i was with my fifth grade class on a field trip to the museum, when these four punks from the sixth grade class decided to pink a fight. im only like 4'5'', and these guys were huge, at least five feet! i went into one of the forms i learned in wing chun and gave a loud kiai! this shook them up, so i chain punched one of them, then did an FRC into a BoSM chain and totally ruined that guys ****. He left to another box before I even finished my combo.
This game is really hard and GIJoe6186 is a ******.
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Posted On:6/16/2006 3:52pm
Style: creonte on hiatus
I've handled multiple people successfully at the same time, all of them women. So there!! That's my fantasy!!!
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Posted On:6/16/2006 3:59pm
Please god, make it stop.
Posted On:6/16/2006 4:04pm
Style: Wado Kai
Hell, this has got Mega Thread written all over it.
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