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    Myspace Lunacy

    We all know myspace is full of those wacky martial artists who havnt quite seen the light, but have you ever seen a thread who's posters are so far away from reality it hurts?


    Topic:

    Given optimal conditions, how many opponents could you competently fight and defeat simultaneously?


    Prime example responses:

    'we all could most likely take 3-4 people that werent trained'

    'Being a small person (5' 0), I'd say I can take on two or three guys (let's assume they're 5'10")'

    'I can take on 3 guys and since I'm only 4'11 thats good'


    And thats just the first two pages.

    Hey, maybe its me. Maybe they are all badasses who can take people out 3 at a time, but somehow i doubt it...

    Thank god for this site, just so I dont have to read this **** eveytime i go on a martial arts forum.


    Link: http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?f...E5C08641340046

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    See, by take on, they mean sexually. I could see a smaller person gaining the flexablity needed to take on 3 guys at one time.

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    Some of them realise it's a joke thread and are threating it as such. The ones who take it seriously however, are hilarious.

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Posted: March 7, 2006 2:06 AM

    i have fought 3 big guys at once. they had no training. im 5'7" at 191lbs. they were all 5'11'' and above.






    What was left out,
    AND THEY KICKED MY ASS!!!!!
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    Not over zealous, but just zealous enough. 病気の粗悪品

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    Here is a pic of my last big fight.



    You can't see me I'm in the middle... bleeding like a mother fucker.
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!

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    hey guys

    i was with my fifth grade class on a field trip to the museum, when these four punks from the sixth grade class decided to pink a fight. im only like 4'5'', and these guys were huge, at least five feet! i went into one of the forms i learned in wing chun and gave a loud kiai! this shook them up, so i chain punched one of them, then did an FRC into a BoSM chain and totally ruined that guys ****. He left to another box before I even finished my combo.

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    You know there are some stories you should never tell. I swear I'll never tell my again.

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    I've handled multiple people successfully at the same time, all of them women. So there!! That's my fantasy!!!
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    Please god, make it stop.

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    Hell, this has got Mega Thread written all over it.

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