Thread: bad "Ju-jitsu" pics of disaster
6/16/2006 12:22am, #1
bad "Ju-jitsu" pics of disaster
So I was driving home one day and I pass by a sign that says... Jiu-Jitsu!! visit Mrlemm.com. So I am like hrmm.. .cause I am always up for possible crappling in my quest in the bjjihad.
I find out that it is Ju-Jitsu not Jiu-Jitsu. I am supposing he thinks this is traditional jujutsu, only it's probably not that, given that it looks like something after the meiji period AND he romanizes it incorrectly.
Meh. I really dunno. But I didn't care ... cause I found what I wanted. Crappling.
I'd like everyone to see how he's attempting an rnc without first getting hooks in
"frustrating seth", and INFURIATING everyone who looks at this:
Why do fools "fall" in love? Or why do fools crapple? (Take a look at her grip.)
Remember that Simpson's episdoe where Bart gives Lisa a indian burn in the shape of a heart? Check out the guy colorful stripes on his belt. Oh bad me, a gay JJ joke. *fwap* Also notice that the title says Ashai Gatame, but the title of the pic says take down... alright. go figure.
Okay.. to quote Hedge... HOW DO ARMBAR?!?! Yeah... I think, this is just me, that he is holding the arm way to low. Holding it this low allows for the other to preform the armbar defence by holding the opposite bicep. Yeah.. hold down at the wrist dude.
Here he ruins grappling for everyone.
6/16/2006 12:37am, #2
Holy crap, a one-month n00b at BJJ (myself) could crapple better than that!
By the way, I get pwned by 15-year-olds. Yeah, I just thought I'd admit that here in the open.
6/16/2006 12:41am, #3
Why the **** do people keep saying "Look, they spell it JU JITSU! Seriously, it doesn't fucking matter because it's romanization. It's spelled like it's heard, that's all.
Yeah, the grappling is crap, though.
Grappling Kata? Please.
The Gi's also seem kind of thin.
6/16/2006 12:48am, #4Originally Posted by War Phalange
6/16/2006 12:50am, #5Originally Posted by eviechu
6/16/2006 12:53am, #6
6/16/2006 3:13am, #7
so if his hand is on the elbow in that armbar, why doesn't the dude just bend his arm? I mean ya crappy technique blah blah but thats just simple logic man!
6/16/2006 3:18am, #8
6/16/2006 6:18am, #9
Originally Posted by rino86
- Join Date
- Jan 2005
people have to understand that that photo represents a brief moment in time, and we dont know what happend before or after. It's quite possible that he's pointing something out to the student. Obvious really, as an armber couldnt really be done with his hands there.
6/16/2006 6:49am, #10