I am a living legend!
Posted On:6/14/2006 6:41pm
Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku
So apparently the best way to deal with a bully is with a (from what I can tell) a nice right hook.
Posted On:6/14/2006 6:47pm
Style: Karate, Sadism, Violence.
Watching that movie has satisfied my sadistic urges...for now.
I don't know the back story but it looked like that guy had alot more coming. A few stomps to his face should have been in order.
Posted On:6/14/2006 6:48pm
Style: Capoeira Angola
wtf was the back story to that?
Posted On:6/14/2006 6:49pm
Man, beautifully timed and execute. Caught him mid stride with the momentum of him moving meeting the momentum of the technique. Took the legs right out from under him.
You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
Posted On:6/14/2006 10:16pm
Style: yang taichi
I tell you why he did it: he wasn't in America. Does this remind anyone else of that Monty Python skit about Welsh self-defense?
Posted On:6/14/2006 10:35pm
Style: Muay Thai
its wales man, this sort of thing is natural to dumb beasts.
Posted On:6/14/2006 11:31pm
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Posted On:6/15/2006 12:10am
That's awesome, but the ex-boxer should've kept hitting. The violent little **** deserved it.
Posted On:6/15/2006 12:12am
Well, he looked like he was out cold from that shot, so he'd have to take his pulse in between punches to make sure he wasn't dead.
Posted On:6/15/2006 12:14am
I think the boxer was waiting to hit him again, but then probably felt a little left out when he KTFO'd the kid. Heh.
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