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  1. King Sleepless is offline
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     Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku

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    Boxing wins!

    http://www.filecabi.net/video/jorandom.html

    So apparently the best way to deal with a bully is with a (from what I can tell) a nice right hook.
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     Style: Karate, Sadism, Violence.

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    Watching that movie has satisfied my sadistic urges...for now.

    I don't know the back story but it looked like that guy had alot more coming. A few stomps to his face should have been in order.
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     Style: Capoeira Angola

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    wtf was the back story to that?
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     Style: Boxing/Wrestling

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    Man, beautifully timed and execute. Caught him mid stride with the momentum of him moving meeting the momentum of the technique. Took the legs right out from under him.
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    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
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    I tell you why he did it: he wasn't in America. Does this remind anyone else of that Monty Python skit about Welsh self-defense?
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Muay Thai

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    its wales man, this sort of thing is natural to dumb beasts.
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 12:10am


     Style: Muay Thai

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    That's awesome, but the ex-boxer should've kept hitting. The violent little **** deserved it.
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    Posted On:
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    Well, he looked like he was out cold from that shot, so he'd have to take his pulse in between punches to make sure he wasn't dead.
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  10. King Sleepless is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 12:14am

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     Style: Tatsumaki Senpuu Kyaku

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    I think the boxer was waiting to hit him again, but then probably felt a little left out when he KTFO'd the kid. Heh.
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