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  1. Tom Kagan is offline
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    Dark Overlord of the Bullshido Underworld

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    Posted On:
    6/14/2006 3:24pm

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     Style: Taai Si Ji Kung Fu

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    World's Worst Karate Expert discovers boards do hit back

    This was the monologue from the Tonight Show on 12 June. There are three clips interspersed in the monologue, so watch the full 2 1/2 minutes to see them all:

    http://video.nbc.com/v/?linkid=23317&sender=Bullshido
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
  2. Fearless Ukemi is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/14/2006 3:52pm


     Style: JJ of the B variety

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    Hilarious, but probably staged.
  3. VikingPower is offline
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    Yes Koto got his name changed, quit asking...

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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 10:06am

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     Style: Kyokushin Karate

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    I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.
  4. tiktok is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 11:12am


     Style: Bok Fu Do

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    That was awesome! Reminds me of a tournament I was at a couple years ago...they had a master's demonstration where this guy was going to break a glass bottle (like a beer bottle) with a super-uber-mega-chi chop and couldn't do it even after 3 attempts. The damn stubborn bottle refused to break, instead flying out into the audience when he hit it. Happened 3 times in a row...by the end everyone was trying desperately to contain the laughter. :owneddanc
  5. Backdraft is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 11:52am


     Style: Shootfighting

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    Indeed that really was some funny ****.
  6. Grashnak is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 8:48pm

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    Is "Ooosa" a Japanese term meaning "dumbass" by any chance?
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
  7. Shaolinz is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 9:29pm


     Style: Muay Thai , BJJ

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    Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.
  8. Freakshow is offline

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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 9:36pm


     Style: Box, Kickbox, No-gi BJJ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolinz
    Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.
    I've heard of some people baking them. I've also seen people one or more of the boards (not the one in front that everyone sees) be cracked a bit already. :eusa_liar

    Pathetic. It's pathetic enough to spend one's time attacking lumber. It's even worse to have to cheat at it.
  9. GodEater is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/15/2006 9:50pm

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     Style: Karate, Boxing

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    I'd prefer to think he's a moron as opposed to participating in a staged "skit". It really looks like he messed up his left hand.

    I saw most of this last night, cheers for the link.

    GE
  10. Ajax is offline
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    Posted On:
    6/17/2006 11:31am

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     Style: Tang Soo Do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koto_Ryu
    I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.
    Im not saying that this should excuse him from any harassment, but a poor holder can really **** up a break. In the end, he still sucks.

    I would quite forever if I was shown on nat. tv doing that ****.

    btw, nice kicking the one holders hand
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