6/14/2006 3:24pm, #1
World's Worst Karate Expert discovers boards do hit back
This was the monologue from the Tonight Show on 12 June. There are three clips interspersed in the monologue, so watch the full 2 1/2 minutes to see them all:
http://video.nbc.com/v/?linkid=23317&sender=BullshidoCalm down, it's only ones and zeros.
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6/14/2006 3:52pm, #2
6/15/2006 10:06am, #3
I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.SON OF ODIN
My Punching with Power article
6/15/2006 11:12am, #4
That was awesome! Reminds me of a tournament I was at a couple years ago...they had a master's demonstration where this guy was going to break a glass bottle (like a beer bottle) with a super-uber-mega-chi chop and couldn't do it even after 3 attempts. The damn stubborn bottle refused to break, instead flying out into the audience when he hit it. Happened 3 times in a row...by the end everyone was trying desperately to contain the laughter. :owneddanc
6/15/2006 11:52am, #5
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Indeed that really was some funny ****.
6/15/2006 8:48pm, #6
Is "Ooosa" a Japanese term meaning "dumbass" by any chance?Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
6/15/2006 9:29pm, #7
Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.
6/15/2006 9:36pm, #8
Originally Posted by Shaolinz
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Pathetic. It's pathetic enough to spend one's time attacking lumber. It's even worse to have to cheat at it.
6/15/2006 9:50pm, #9
I'd prefer to think he's a moron as opposed to participating in a staged "skit". It really looks like he messed up his left hand.
I saw most of this last night, cheers for the link.
6/17/2006 11:31am, #10Originally Posted by Koto_Ryu
I would quite forever if I was shown on nat. tv doing that ****.
btw, nice kicking the one holders hand