World's Worst Karate Expert discovers boards do hit back

**Tom Kagan** · Posted On: 6/14/2006 3:24pm

This was the monologue from the Tonight Show on 12 June. There are three clips interspersed in the monologue, so watch the full 2 1/2 minutes to see them all:

http://video.nbc.com/v/?linkid=23317&sender=Bullshido

**Fearless Ukemi** · Posted On: 6/14/2006 3:52pm

Hilarious, but probably staged.

**VikingPower** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 10:06am

I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.

**tiktok** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 11:12am

That was awesome! Reminds me of a tournament I was at a couple years ago...they had a master's demonstration where this guy was going to break a glass bottle (like a beer bottle) with a super-uber-mega-chi chop and couldn't do it even after 3 attempts. The damn stubborn bottle refused to break, instead flying out into the audience when he hit it. Happened 3 times in a row...by the end everyone was trying desperately to contain the laughter. :owneddanc

**Backdraft** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 11:52am

Indeed that really was some funny ****.

**Grashnak** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 8:48pm

Is "Ooosa" a Japanese term meaning "dumbass" by any chance?

**Shaolinz** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 9:29pm

Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.

**Freakshow** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 9:36pm

Originally Posted by Shaolinz

Wow... just wow. I wonder if he just bought some nice sturdy boards from home depot. He should have got some nice TKD boards.

I've heard of some people baking them. I've also seen people one or more of the boards (not the one in front that everyone sees) be cracked a bit already. :eusa_liar

Pathetic. It's pathetic enough to spend one's time attacking lumber. It's even worse to have to cheat at it.

**GodEater** · Posted On: 6/15/2006 9:50pm

I'd prefer to think he's a moron as opposed to participating in a staged "skit". It really looks like he messed up his left hand.

I saw most of this last night, cheers for the link.

GE

**Ajax** · Posted On: 6/17/2006 11:31am

Originally Posted by Koto_Ryu

I love it how he keeps blaming the holder.

Im not saying that this should excuse him from any harassment, but a poor holder can really **** up a break. In the end, he still sucks.

I would quite forever if I was shown on nat. tv doing that ****.

btw, nice kicking the one holders hand