the kids doomed anyway. what an ugly ************. face like a horse.
If his face doesn't look bad now, it will when this new spreads and other 12 year olds start telling him to bend over.
Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
There are never NEVER any witnesses to any of these famed martial arts stories in the news. The worst part is that people read it in newspapers or stumble across it online and figure that if its in the news, it must be true.
I personally think the kid is full of ****, as are most anyone who's ever had the pleasure of being featured in this forum.
Im going to contact my local newspaper and tell them how I defended myself against a gang of ninjas on my way to pro life ralley after going to church on sunday.
At least it wasn't a 12 year old girl, then he'd actually have to go look for a real job.
"Hey kid, do you know what time it is?"
"AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs home* MOMMY MOMMY!! THIS BADGUY TRIED TO STEAL MY PHONE, SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE AND HE RAN AWAY!!"
I'm fifteen stone, and I'm frightened.
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Who the **** jumps from behind a bush?
Originally Posted by War Phalange
To all you doubters, rest assured, the kid is the real deal. I was the mugger. He karate chopped me right in the face. I paused just long enough for him to medically assess that he had broken my nose and then fled in my 6, 7, 8, 9 or 10 away jersey and cried for days. Not just because he karate chopped my face, but also because I drive a Ford Escort with a spoiler.
You give muggers a bad name.
Originally Posted by FamineDynasty