Fat Man Sits on Squirrel

**Fatality Dragon** · Posted On: 5/30/2003 12:47pm

Fat Man Sits on Squirrel
May 22nd, 2003 - 02:47

A squirrel ate his way out of a fat man's body through the buttocks and then the rest after it was sat on in Southend. It is understood that Greg Puffer, 43, lowered himself into a deck chair to watch a comet and died of a fat man's heart attack, unaware that he had sat on a squirrel.

The furry woodland creature later buried his nuts in the fat man's scrotum.

Iain Forbes

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**Mr. Nice Guy** · Posted On: 5/30/2003 1:08pm

I wonder what "style" the fat man trained or claimed to train in?

**Fatality Dragon** · Posted On: 5/30/2003 1:29pm

probably Sumo wrestling lol

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**Mr. Nice Guy** · Posted On: 5/30/2003 11:55pm

Ouch! That explains the heart attack at 43!

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 5/31/2003 12:03am

bwahahaahahaahahahahaaahhahahahahaahahaahaaha...
1 hour later
hahaahahaahahaahahhahhahaah.

Go away I'm talking to myself

**JKDChick** · Posted On: 5/31/2003 12:57am

I think he's mocking KungFoolss.

"I'm willing to bet I could **** up an emu real good, if I got the drop on the bastard."
-- KC Elbows, my new hero.

**Fatality Dragon** · Posted On: 5/31/2003 2:41am

You got it right JKDC :-D

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