I made a zombie

**Yrkoon9** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 4:38pm

Everyone who thinks this is a joke is going to be real sorry soon. We have a current population of over 6 billion people. When the zombie epidemic hits you are going to be against some serious odds. I hope you are prepared.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:19pm

Remember, dumbfucks: AIM FOR THE HEAD!!!

Not the shoulder, not the leg, ALWAYS FOR THE HEAD!!!

Don't be afraid to add an extra shot to the head just to make sure, either.

And another thing. I call Hitler. If you see him, send him my way.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:35pm

Originally Posted by War Phalange

I suspect that if there is a force strong enough to bring the dead back to life, it must also stop rotting the body along the way.

If it were me, I'd just round up all of the zombie hoodlums and ship them out to some desolate continent.

ya know guys, it all depends on what kind of zombies we're talking about here.

You have your original Night of the Living Dead type zombies, which are slow, mindless, and a shot to the head will put them away.

Then you have the new Dawn of the Dead type zombies, who are still pretty much mindless, but they're fast and strong.

Then there's the Return of the Living Dead type zombies who are fast, have the intelligence of a normal human being, and are (in most cases) pretty much unkillable save for complete incineration.

In Day of the Dead, you discover that EVERYONE who dies becomes a zombie, regardless of being bitten by a zombie or not. In this scenario, you reall just can't wait out the zombies. In Return of the Living Dead, the zombies are a threat even as mostly decomposed skelletons.

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:38pm

Kill EVERYONE!!!

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:44pm

Originally Posted by War Phalange

Kill EVERYONE!!!

I guess it really comes down to... in the case of certain types of zombies, you're pretty much just fucked

**Darkpaladin** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:44pm

I think the Return of the Living Dead types are technically ghouls. I wouldn't hold my breath on those showing up on my doorstep.

**Torakaka** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 5:55pm

I liked the "zombies" in 28 days later. They weren't exactly zombies, but it was a similar concept.

**SuperGuido** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 6:00pm

Agreed. I thought the "Rage Zombies" from 28 days later inspired a while new type of desperation.

A shambling horde is one thing...but carnivorous, sprinting, bloodthirsty maniacs are another.

I also really liked Shawn of the Dead. Didn't expect to see intestines...but hey, we are dealing with zombies.

**Fearless Ukemi** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 6:06pm

If watching zombie movies taught me anything, the first thing you do is get an all terrain vehicle, thick clothing, and then stock up on weapons. After that, head to the country where the population density is low. Do NOT under any circumstances, lock yourself in a pub in the middle of town.

Edit:
One of the weapons you get should be a sharp sword in case you run out of ammo.

Also, keep a loaded, high calibur revolver which does not get used on the zombies. This is in the case of absolute hopelessness. Better to go by a bullet in the head than being torn apart by a large group of the undead who have you corenered.

**alex** · Posted On: 6/13/2006 6:07pm

i think you are forgetting the zombies from "Braindead"

who turn into giant floating zombie LORDS after like... a week. and after you pour some **** on them, i forget what. karate preacher zombie and karate preacher zombie baby for the WIN