Thread: God Damned Discovery Channel...
6/13/2006 11:15am, #1
God Damned Discovery Channel...
So last night I catch the last 15 mins of some showed about the 10 Ultimate Weapons of all time. The last few are pretty good - English Longbow, Barrett Light 50... Can't argue with those.
Then, to a tremendous drum roll they revealed the #1 ultimate weapon of all history - WING CHUN. :new_Eyecr
I almost passed out from laughing so hard as they showed some monks trying to teach these middle aged catholic nuns to break boards after their first and only WC class. OMG, the Discovery Channel are nutriders of HEROIC proportions!
For the record, Barrett Light 50 > WC unless the fight is in a phone booth, and even then, my money is on the guy with the heavy piece of steel.Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.
6/13/2006 10:13pm, #2
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I hate discovery channel, they used to be somewhat decent, but not anymore. It's all about fucking motorcycles and cars, oh and bullshit in a gi... There's so much bullshit shown on TV that I couldn't bear it anymore and just sold the infernal device (that and the fact that because of ONE crappy channel, I have to pay the price of a decent TV each year just to OWN a TV!)
6/13/2006 10:31pm, #3
Thats old. Been rerun a few times. I laugh my ass off every time. Wing Chun vs. Gun....... hmm thats a tought one.
TLC and Discovery tend to be basis not factaully correct. History Channel usually pretty good though.
6/13/2006 11:36pm, #4
Guys havent you ever noticed that we bash Wing Chun wayy too much.
I mean BJJ is just chi sau on the ground.
6/13/2006 11:44pm, #5Originally Posted by GIJoe6186
BJJ wins again?Originally Posted by Osiris
6/14/2006 12:01am, #6
TKD = Ultimate Weapon
Wing Chun is cool and all...
But while you're chain punching...
I'm stealing all your Canto bitches...
6/14/2006 12:08am, #7Originally Posted by Samfoo
6/14/2006 12:18am, #8
Well the cross grip setup to the armbar from the guard is obviously a lop sao stolen from _ing _un.
Maybe we should start calling it _azilian _iu _itsu.:google:
Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
6/14/2006 12:28am, #9
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_anderlei Silva, _oyce Gracie. I could get used to it.
6/22/2006 5:49pm, #10
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Ah, I've seen that a few times actually. It saddens me that the discovery channel is showing such bullcrap. I don't see how the WC could be the number one weapon.. I don't even think that it's in the general area to be nominated for that. I do, however, find it to be better than the BJJ unlike what some of you seem to be implying.