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    Pride MMA star, Hayato "Mach" Sakurai, no match for joe 6-pack

    (Just in case this was not posted earlier)

    PRIDE star gets nose broke in roadside fight

    The Yomiuri Shimbun
    May. 31, 2006

    A 33-year-old construction worker is under arrest on suspicion of punching PRIDE mixed martial arts fighter Hayato "Mach" Sakurai and breaking his nose in Tsuchiura, Ibaraki Prefecture, according to Ibaraki prefectural police.

    Officers from Tsuchiura Police Station arrested Kenichi Sakayori of Tsukuba in the prefecture Monday.

    According to the police, while driving in Tsuchiura early on April 9, his car touched Sakurai, who was walking along a road. He got out of his car and picked a fight with the professional fighter. He then punched Sakurai in the face, breaking his nose.

    http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/national...31TDY02002.htm

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    So much for 'aliveness.' :lol:
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    If he had been wearing his MMA gloves, the other guy would have been DEAD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Phalange
    If he had been wearing his MMA gloves, the other guy would have been DEAD.
    I'm willing to bet Sakurai cried after getting punched in the face and then called the police. :llorar:
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    Somebody contact Sherdog, we need to change Sakurai's stats from -

    28 - 7 - 2 (Win - Loss - Draw)

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    28 - 8 - 2 (Win - Loss - Draw)

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    It's a shame you weren't there to protect him.

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    What they didn't mention is that Mach suplexed him immediatly afterwards. And by "under arrest" they mean cardiac.
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    Imagine if track was run like the martial arts community. While the winning teams would just sprint down the field, smoking the competition, you'd have a bunch of losers running around explaining how they can skip down the track just as fast. Never mind that it doesn't fucking work. Oh no, they're too fast for track. They run on the STREET.

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    Quote Originally Posted by War Phalange
    It's a shame you weren't there to protect him.
    I probably would've stood there and laughed while he cried for his mommy. "Okasan!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samfoo
    What they didn't mention is that Mach suplexed him immediatly afterwards. And by "under arrest" they mean cardiac.
    Sakurai's not a big guy, so it's unlikely that would've happened.
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    That construction worker will be drinking for free on this story for the rest of his life. Probably with the cop who ko'd BJ Penn.
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