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    God Damned Discovery Channel...

    So last night I catch the last 15 mins of some showed about the 10 Ultimate Weapons of all time. The last few are pretty good - English Longbow, Barrett Light 50... Can't argue with those.

    Then, to a tremendous drum roll they revealed the #1 ultimate weapon of all history - WING CHUN. :new_Eyecr

    I almost passed out from laughing so hard as they showed some monks trying to teach these middle aged catholic nuns to break boards after their first and only WC class. OMG, the Discovery Channel are nutriders of HEROIC proportions!

    For the record, Barrett Light 50 > WC unless the fight is in a phone booth, and even then, my money is on the guy with the heavy piece of steel.
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    I hate discovery channel, they used to be somewhat decent, but not anymore. It's all about fucking motorcycles and cars, oh and bullshit in a gi... There's so much bullshit shown on TV that I couldn't bear it anymore and just sold the infernal device (that and the fact that because of ONE crappy channel, I have to pay the price of a decent TV each year just to OWN a TV!)

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    Thats old. Been rerun a few times. I laugh my ass off every time. Wing Chun vs. Gun....... hmm thats a tought one.

    TLC and Discovery tend to be basis not factaully correct. History Channel usually pretty good though.

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    Guys havent you ever noticed that we bash Wing Chun wayy too much.

    I mean BJJ is just chi sau on the ground.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIJoe6186
    Guys havent you ever noticed that we bash Wing Chun wayy too much.

    I mean BJJ is just chi sau on the ground.
    So BJJ is really the ultimate weapon of all history?

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    Imagine if track was run like the martial arts community. While the winning teams would just sprint down the field, smoking the competition, you'd have a bunch of losers running around explaining how they can skip down the track just as fast. Never mind that it doesn't fucking work. Oh no, they're too fast for track. They run on the STREET.

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    TKD = Ultimate Weapon

    Wing Chun is cool and all...

    But while you're chain punching...

    I'm stealing all your Canto bitches...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samfoo
    So BJJ is really the ultimate weapon of all history?

    BJJ wins again?
    No, because there is lava on the ground. Also we can only do it on the ground. They can do it standing and everyone knows that ground fighting is the same thing as standing, only horizontal!

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    Well the cross grip setup to the armbar from the guard is obviously a lop sao stolen from _ing _un.

    Maybe we should start calling it _azilian _iu _itsu.
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    _anderlei Silva, _oyce Gracie. I could get used to it.

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    Ah, I've seen that a few times actually. It saddens me that the discovery channel is showing such bullcrap. I don't see how the WC could be the number one weapon.. I don't even think that it's in the general area to be nominated for that. I do, however, find it to be better than the BJJ unlike what some of you seem to be implying.

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