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    Kung Fu vs Moving Train

    http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2...ent_607755.htm


    Kung fu fan tries to stop train
    (China Daily)
    Updated: 2006-06-03 09:06

    A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

    Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

    He was taken into custody for breaking railway rules and said he wanted to test whether or not he could use kung fu to stop the train. Liang is a great fan of swordsman fiction and has also learnt martial arts.

    lol wow....

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    Obviously, his Chi is weak.
    Jesus loves you. I think you're an asshole.

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    Next thing you know, he will jump from a skyscraper thinking he can fly like the guys from crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

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    kid needs to be hospitalized before he degrades himself to MA LARPer oblivion...

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    Worthy of Front Page news section?
    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


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    His chi isn't weak, the Train is a lvl 4 super saiyan.

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    Isn't there another thread about this already?

    edit: found it in 2 minutes. Didn't even use the search function.

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=35225

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFighter
    Next thing you know, he will jump from a skyscraper thinking he can fly like the guys from crouching tiger, hidden dragon.


    What, you can't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaton Yu
    What, you can't?
    No, but I can kill ninja's with the dim mak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFighter
    No, but I can kill ninja's with the dim mak.


    Isn't that the **** Korean people eat?

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