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    War of 1812 byotch we burnt Washington !!

    BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!1

    (p.s I am a dual citizen)
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
    War of 1812 byotch we burnt Washington !!

    BOOYAH!!!!!!!!!!1

    (p.s I am a duel citizen)

    Did you guys win that war?

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    Yet more Ashida Kim message board silliness:

    Black magic-wielding vampire ninjas! Oh noes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaiBoxerShorts
    Yet more Ashida Kim message board silliness:

    Black magic-wielding vampire ninjas! Oh noes!

    Good thing we have buffy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagamichi
    Did you guys win that war?
    Well nooooo but it was draw!! Which is so very Canadian

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    There was also the French Canadian war before the U.S. separated from Britain. I don't think there was a clear victor there, but Canada wasn't merged into the colonies. There was also the sucessful attempt at stopping Washington state from bleeding its border into Canada during the Westward expansion, though that I think was more of a verbal war than actual fighting.

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    Bring in the sissies!!!

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    Dog beneath the skin

    One of the case studies in the Oliver Sacks (Neuroligist) book "The man who mistook his wife for a hat." is tha of a young doctor using large doses of amphtimenes to get through his residency which caused ' Amphetamine psycosis' the symptoms of which were....

    Heightened sensory awareness (especially olfactry) blah blah blah

    Anyway no extra hair growth, but enough sensory & behavioral changes for the case study o be titled "The dog beneath the skin".

    I do remember reading someing about chemical depression and temporary iris change


    So basicly from the look of the thread we've got a drug addled depressed psycotic, who likes to wear silly shoes & learn to throw knives & climb trees (Not knocking Ninjitsu. I too was once a teenager who suffered from compulsive masturbation & a 2 day a week Bujunkan habit) , seeking advice from exactly he kind of people who can help him.

    Perhaps creating a "Venus Fly Trap" instructional Martial arts site for ' Shark style southern shaolin Okinawa 9 th gate ninja chi-jutsu' may help get these people off the street permanently.


    Welcom to the Home of Shadowsifu ****** only master of Shark etc. etc....

    (Online photos of lineage scrolls etc)

    STEP 1

    Becoming your inner shark

    1 fill the bath

    2 hold your head under the water

    3 Imagine yourself as a Great whie shark

    4 Without becoming afraid keep your head under the water till your inner shark emerges

    5 Whatever you do do no take your face out of the water

    .......

    STEP 2

    When you have become your inner shark send us an E-mailed photo & we promise to send you a black belt, a pair of tabi & bruce lee autographed slippy kung fu slippers (Yes Shark etc etc. was his secret style) .

    Think how much we could improve the Gene pool

    If only I wasn't a computer illiterate retard!!!

    F**K IT! You might even get the security gaurds to sign up

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