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    Trainwreck MA: Hanta Yo score: 11/10

    Spirituality; check.
    Native American references; check.
    Live-in (!) dojo; check.
    Make dontations; check.
    Funny pics; check.
    Centred on founder; check.
    Messages from founder; check
    No indication of meaningful sparring; check
    praying; check.
    new spelling for Wing ChunG; check.


    Really guys, this looks like another Yellow Bamboo magnitude stupidity thing going on here.

    http://www.9ways.com/




    You are a total Douchbag. Train more, post nevermore.
    FickleFingerOfFate -08-21-2007 08:59 AM

    just die already.
    Plasma - 08-20-2007 11:45 PM


    Aikidokkkkakkakakakaaaaa
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    That second photo made me wonder if Willie Nelson was doing MA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9ways.com
    There is not - nor can there be short cuts.
    Quote Originally Posted by 9ways.com
    Blending elements of Gi Gong with Hatha Yoga it has been called a short cut to the development of Ch'i.
    He's got Einstein on there as a hero of the "lightening" way. Why does every pseudo-mystical asscunt have to try to claim Einstein as their own? Oh, right, he proved that everything is, like, energy and stuff.

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    Not only is it possible to earn your black belt in just 27 weeks but look at these requirements:shock:

    http://9ways.com/testing/intro.htm

    AND LOOK...
    They even have a guestbook so we can all tell them what we think:icon_lol: :

    [url]http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control.guest?u=deva-lila&a=sign&i=1001&r=[url]
    Last edited by xingyifa; 6/01/2006 8:20pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yrkoon9
    That second photo made me wonder if Willie Nelson was doing MA.
    dude, willie nelson is a black belt in tae kwon do.
    http://www.austin360.com/recreation/...fitwillie.html

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    sweet fruit

    Quote Originally Posted by 9ways.com
    Hanta Yo Martial Arts are a unique combination of several traditional Martial Arts as mastered by Sensei Ed Brown (founder). His 40 years of study in the United States and abroad with various Martial Arts Masters and Grandmasters has resulted in the "sweet fruit" that is Hanta Yo. Traditional styles include: Aikido, Tai Chi, Cuong Nhu Oriental Martial Arts, Judo, Hand to Hand Combat and Shotokan Karate.
    Ah, yes, the good old various masters and grandmasters. In his bio, however, he only specifically mentions one instructor from one school. Fitting that he named his shitty hippy art after a work of fiction. Shitty hippy.

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