There is a school downtown that claims to teach karate, aikido, jiujitsu, submission grappling, kendo, kenjitsu, iadio, aikijitsu, womens self defense, and a few other things.
The prices were out of this world, with even more prices if you wanted to learn how to be a instructor in just under 1 year with your black belt in any art. A small clip on the back said "We can teach you how to beat any MMA figher, we train the best MMA fighters in the world". I called and asked him how many fighters he has trained what their records and names were. I got hung up on.