Well I got my tax return

[Mr. Mantis]

That's what I want

An underbarrel squirtgun.

"See, it's realistic, isn't officer? BUT FAKE! LOOK WATER!"

Pure simpe genius.

[dwid]

Dwid, if I cared about being robbed, I'd get a shotgun.

And some possesions...you know, for bait.

I don't think I can quite hook up the FN 2000 man

The carbine is very pretty and very affordable.

I think I may even get one of the fruity camo schemes that makes it look like a squirtgun

That's what I want

An underbarrel squirtgun.

"See, it's realistic, isn't officer? BUT FAKE! LOOK WATER!"

I understand, there's some guns you just get for fun. I just bought a .357 lever action Marlin. Not really all that practical for me, but fun as hell.

I'm mostly just busting your balls a little with that last post, BTW. Everybody has their aesthetic preferences with regard to firearms, and anyone who says they go strictly by performance is probably full of ****.

[JohnnyCache]

man maybe that's what I will do

I have a buddy that works for sears

I'll get a ton of those cardboard TVs and computers they use to fill shelves and crowd my living room with them, take down my curtains and track light all my "shiny new stuff"

Then I just set up a kind of blind in the living room, right inside my couch.

Wayne Lapierre will love this one...

[JohnnyCache]

On a serious note...does the FS 2000 mount an underbarrel system like the FN?

Or do I need shadowy connections in the euro-warfare community to get the really bad-ass one?

[Hawkeye]

That thing looks fun as plinker but I would never want to be in a situation where my life depended on it.

Also:

-shitty ironsites

-the ambi mag release is located under your knuckle. A high firm grip and you drop your mag.

-the plastic is weak, a stovepiped casing will easily gouge the lip of the ejection port.

-and it looks retarded.


And yes, it is a space gun.

[Hawkeye]

But if yer just gonna **** around with the thing, why not?

[Don Gwinn]

No, it's too late now. You ruined it.

Thanks a lot.