(Kathy Bates Voice) Martial arts is the DEVIL.

**Cullion** · Posted On: 5/29/2006 3:43pm

Nah, they think Chi is real too (just evil), because cults don't like competition for recruits.

**blackbrujo** · Posted On: 5/29/2006 3:51pm

Originally Posted by Cullion

Nah, they think Chi is real too (just evil), because cults don't like competition for recruits.

Oh snap. I used to know a Catholic priest who gave sermons about how the Catholic Church is considered a cult. I don't remember what his point was, I was only about eight, and didn't understand most of what he said.

**mrblackmagic** · Posted On: 5/29/2006 4:05pm

It was probably something to the effect that all modern religions are in affect a cult some other religion that was annhiliated by it's offspring. That what Mr. Crosby told us, but he was also alcholic and seriously depressed.

Besides

I mean come on what's the point of starting anything if you can't enjoy the groupies.

**Gezere** · Posted On: 5/30/2006 11:31am

I think this chick was mentioned before. And the reviews are right. Instead of owning up to the fact she was in a cult and taking responsiblities for her actions in it she blames MA for all her whoas. This is just like so many others today. Failure to take ownership.

**xingyifa** · Posted On: 5/30/2006 8:12pm

Soooo....
....If Karate turns women into lesbians, which martial art turns them into hot bisexuals who want some hot threesome action?

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 5/30/2006 8:20pm

Martial Arts turned me into a Lesbian

**Poop Loops** · Posted On: 5/30/2006 8:34pm

Martial arts turned my dog into Karate Dog.

I used to think doing martial arts was cool. Now I am ashamed of it and refer to it as "boxing" or "wrestling" or "that UFC stuff". What does she think of those? The second I stop wearing pijamas and saying "sensei", do I become a Good Christian again?

**Athenian** · Posted On: 5/30/2006 9:33pm

When I met my girlfriend's dad and he asked me about my hobbies, I said submission wrestling, because the last one's dad said "you do that gay karate devil stuff?" -- I **** you not -- when I said judo. I cried a little, on the inside.