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    Steve Stewart, no touch knockouts

    Thought some of you would get a laugh from these vids. There's a few so click on all of them for a nice Memorial Weekend Guffa.

    http://www.combatpressurepoints.com/...rstevestewart/

    Have a great Kenpo day

    Clyde
    Saving Kenpo souls one at a time!

    Put down your purse!

    Speed is fine, but accuracy is final. Wyatt Earp, 1888

    "For certain 'tis a shameful spite, and dreadful to the heart,
    For an Irishman to see a fight, and not be taking part."

    --"How McPherson Held the Floor"

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    Found on the same page.

    http://www.ssmma.com/

    'Modern' martial arts, huh?
    Last edited by Neildo; 5/28/2006 1:17pm at .

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    LOL, and he call it "modern science"? He needs a 7th grade science lesson on the scientific method. Like many "martial artists".

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    Lol check out these badasses:

    http://www.ssmma.com/modernmartialar.../mmastaff.html

    Take note of how young most of them are, and how many are aroun 3-4th degrees.....

    And if you click the 'MMA' sparring area, it shows a class pic and not xactly what kind of sparring they do. Is this the norm for Kempo karate? Is it all this shitty?

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    PROFESSOR STEVE STEWARTS VAST ACCOMPLISHMENTS INCLUDE:
    Martial Arts Accomplishments:


    1st Ban : Shito Kai
    1st Degree : Modern Arnis
    2nd Degree : Tae Kwon Do
    7th Degree : American Kenpo (highest Ranked in Canada)
    8 th Degree : Kyusho-Jitsu (Highest Ranked in Canada)

    Canadian Representative : DKI
    WKKA Demonstration Team (1996-2001)
    Certified Instructor of Small Circle Ju-jitsu
    WKKA International Director (Reported directly to Mr Joe Polanzo) 1995-2002)

    Awards / Degrees:
    BSc: Anatomy and Physiology
    Diploma : Histotechnology
    International World Wide Martial Arts Hall of Fame (June 2002)
    Appointed Board of Directors (Worldwide Martial Arts Hall of Fame)
    Regional Director (NAPMA) (National Association of Professional Martial Artists)
    Pathology Technologist 1981-1991
    Alzheimer's Research Study Program 1986 - 1991
    Small Business Program Award : Enterpreuner of the Year 1995
    Graduate of Canadian College of Acupuncturists & Compliemntary Medicine (2003)
    Doctor of Acupuncture (May 2004)
    EAV Certified (2003)
    Graduate of the International College of Bio-Energetic Medicine (2005)
    Doctorate: Acupuncture & Holistic Medicine (2005)


    Professor Stewart is a Licenced Doctor of Acupuncture by the Canadian College of Acupuncturists and Complementary Medicine.
    Click here to view Professor Stewarts Modern Acupuncturist Specializing in Health Website

    I couldn't get any of those vids to work , which makes me a sad monkey ... I think everyone knows how much I love no touch vids . So instead I found his bio and bolded up some things I think are very funny . By the way ... what the **** is a 1st Ban . ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

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    1st Ban = "Unmitigated Deluded Asswipe Fraud"

    I think it is Chinese or something Asian.

    --J.D.

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    open these links in I.E. and the clips should play in browser . ( it worked for me anyway )

    #1.

    #2.

    #3.

    #4. this one happens to be my favorite .

    Thank you very much for finding such a wonderfully realistic and alive demostrations Clyde .

    May the Force be with you all .

    *edit*

    Did I say "Force " ? I am sorry I meant ... "May the Farce be with you all " ....
    Last edited by BackFistMonkey; 5/28/2006 4:04pm at .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

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    whats with the mullet? is it kempo thing? surely theres enough to do a pics of disaster by now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey
    #4. this one happens to be my favorite .
    BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    I am sendng that to everyone I know! Thank you so much for that!!

    Did he learn the last move from Crocadille Dundee?

    --J.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

    I am sendng that to everyone I know! Thank you so much for that!!

    Did he learn the last move from Crocadille Dundee?

    --J.D.

    HAHA, that was absolutely hilarious. Man, if Im at a demonstration and someone bitched slapped me like that, I'd be certain to break both his legs.

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