5/24/2006 8:20pm, #1
Willie Nelson is a TKD BB TKD wins again
Saw this on MMA.tv and had to share
I will say this. Willie Rocks he obviously needs the martial arts to defend himself against the tax man. TKD Wins again!
5/24/2006 9:49pm, #2
5/24/2006 11:54pm, #3
- Join Date
- Feb 2003
Black belt? More like "green" belt, 'cause that's what it cost him.
Apparently, testing for black belts no longer requires *effective* techniques.
What a steaming pile.
5/25/2006 2:19am, #4
Whiskey for my men, and beer for my horses.
And lemon soju for my ladies.
5/25/2006 3:27am, #5Originally Posted by Rashomon
Admittedly the form (I think its TaeGeuk 8) could have been done much better, and those boards held much higher....he's like 60!!!!! How many 60+ year olds can do anything reasonably well?? I suppose if MMA/NHB had 60+ year old divisions and he got his ass handed to him, we could scream bullshido... No seriously, there are many 60 year olds out there who just sit in chairs all day popping the pills and talking about their glory days. Least Willie's out and about.
Clearly you haven't heard Mendocino County Line. It will melt your stone cold heart enough to allow for this one black belt promotion...
5/25/2006 3:32am, #6
Well . . . I knew his music was t3h d34dly. . . .
5/25/2006 3:40am, #7
"On the road agin..." KIHAP!What am I?:
I am ignorant, thieving, lying, hypocrital, violent and thoroughly self obssessed. I steal from others to make myself look better, only to make the item or information worse.
I go on and on and ON about how brave and strong and brilliant and wealthy I am, but in the end I'm all mouth and no trousers.
That's right children, I'm your average AMERICUNT! and I exemplify AMERICA!:911flag:
JohnnyCache's "retort" proving how much he knows about medicine and geography and First World countries:
Yes, through persistent lack of work and the cultivation of ignorance, he is a true American.
5/25/2006 11:23am, #8
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
Apparently not all instructors frown on drug use. You just know the guy gets baked before class.
I had to do that in order to maintain my sanity during the month of krotty my buddy talked me into a couple years ago. Kata actually seemed to make sense, until I hit a dry spell and tried without the redeye.
5/25/2006 11:28am, #9
I can break three boards with that technique, but then I'm 24.
Reverse toke, KIAI!
5/25/2006 11:36am, #10
Random story about Willie Nelson:
In case you have never been to Kentucky, there is a LOT of old money here, especially in Louisville and Lexington. Well, two of my best friends are fairly good friends with a guy who is from an old money family. His parents happen to be friends with Willie Nelson. A few years ago, this guy's parents (who have about 30,000 dollars worth of liquor cellared at any given moment--not including wine or beer) threw him a monstrous 21st birthday party. Willie Nelson came and a few of them ending up smoking. Everyone besides Willlie and Mr. Old Money passed out, and Willie decided it was time to leave. With Mr. Old Money's bong.
That's right, Willie Nelson stole the guy's bong."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal