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    My hypothesis is that Elmore is in fact a high concept comedian who masquerades as a kung-fu buffoon. And then, one day, he'll cast aside his disguise and say 'suckers!' And then we'll all laugh as the idiocy of bullshido MA is exposed to the world...

    Either that or he's a fat twit with a Quioxtic desire to take on the forces of evil in the world. (Usually black beggars, if memory serves.) Still, clowns are clowns.

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    I think Phil E. was temp banned like me. After discussing it with one of the mods via email, I told him to not reinstate my account. I don't know Phil's status. He was basically asked his MA experiance. He said "15 years" with no further detail, other than "buy my book". Same ol', same ol'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truculent Sheep
    My hypothesis is that Elmore is in fact a high concept comedian who masquerades as a kung-fu buffoon. And then, one day, he'll cast aside his disguise and say 'suckers!' And then we'll all laugh as the idiocy of bullshido MA is exposed to the world...

    Either that or he's a fat twit with a Quioxtic desire to take on the forces of evil in the world. (Usually black beggars, if memory serves.) Still, clowns are clowns.
    Are you saying that he's the Andy Kaufman of martial arts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Collar
    Are you saying that he's the Andy Kaufman of martial arts?
    That's a bit hard on Kaufman - who always implied it was all a joke and was actually funny. Elmore is probably more like the KLF, who burned 1 million pounds outside a music awards ceremony, Aaron Barschack the comedy terrorist, or Tracey Emin, whose 'art' consists of unmade beds and rude tents, and the rest of the 'Britart' movement: satirists turned attention whores who ended up believing their own bullshit.

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    Heh.

    "Rude tent"


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    Total newb question here... Who's Phil Elmore?

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    Total newb answer:

    SEARCH FUNCTION N00B!

    www.themartialist.com

    Awesomeness in the extreme. Read and learn.
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    Fat people disgust me in every way imaginable. I was at Freindly's with my girl tonight and saw a bunch of fat fuckers. I felt sorry for the pavement they were killing and the people who had to see them. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkAY
    Total newb question here... Who's Phil Elmore?
    -Nobody.

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