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    Oh come on you can't compare birthday parties to all the horrible things on your list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Jones
    Oh come on you can't compare birthday parties to all the horrible things on your list.
    I can and I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KempoFist
    And somehow a B-Day party gives the instructor more of a chance to molest than during regular kids classes?

    it has nothing to do with chance. It's basically accepted that if you put your kids in a Kenpo Dojo, they will be molested. I just don't like seeing it at bday parties.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wagamichi
    I just dont like using a sword to cut a cake.

    I use my swords to cut watermelon, it's quicker and much easier then using a knife to cut a whole watermelon into halfs and quarters.

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    My current instructor did a couple of karate birthday parties but stopped because he thought the whole concept was "stupendously gay". The place I used to train at hasn't realized this yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity
    I use my swords to cut watermelon, it's quicker and much easier then using a knife to cut a whole watermelon into halfs and quarters.
    I always thought you would use a karate chop to cut a watermelon. :viking:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cough/Cool
    it has nothing to do with chance. It's basically accepted that if you put your kids in a Kenpo Dojo, they will be molested. I just don't like seeing it at bday parties.

    Somehow my birthdays never quite seemed like a party without the molestation.

    :oo:

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    I always thought you would use a karate chop to cut a watermelon. :viking:

    No way, the ONLY proper way to cut a watermelon is with a kiai.
    "Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."

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    It seems excessively boring for kids, considering alternatives. Not so much gay as it is pointless.

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    if it is at the dojo, you can make it fun. Make kenpo secondary, instead play some wacky PEish games. Then molest them.
    No one wants to really 'learn' crap at a bday party and they will forget this stuff anyway.
    I say teach them a few simple moves (punch kick combos), play dodgeball or something, molest

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