My guns bigger than Scrapper's!
Posted On:5/22/2006 4:17pm
Originally Posted by The Villain
He's lucky his opponent doesn't have heavier statues. For all intents and purposes this fight WAS a MAP thread.
Hardly. There was no esophagus ripping, no unnecassary excalationo of violence, not delusions of grandiuer.
It was a simple swabble that didn't end badly for Hedge desipte being outweighed and sucker punched.
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Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
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Posted On:5/22/2006 5:20pm
Another thing here is fucking true. You need to call the fucking cops before he does.
Seriously, he assaulted you. This **** will come to a head if he says you attacked him. One look at him and another at him and the cops will probably see your side of things really quickly.
Also, that lump on your head will tell the tale pretty well.
Last edited by Sun Wukong; 5/22/2006 5:33pm at .
A lie gets half-way around the world before the truth has time to get it's pants on. - Winston Churchhill
Posted On:5/22/2006 5:24pm
There's no place in normal society for this kind of **** head, and the police are usually the best people to deal with this kind of idiot.
Posted On:5/22/2006 7:01pm
Style: Relson Gracie Jiu-Jitsu
uh yeah I agree with all of ya about the police thing. Tried to talk about it to Hedge. **** happned I think today. Hasn't told me yet. But yeah. When he reads this he will be pissed at me for mentioning it, but he needs to do the police thing.
...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:5/22/2006 7:29pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Hedge, you know I really like you, but you really, really should go ahead and tell the police. You want it to be you who filed the first police report, and not one of those jokers. It will make a big difference if this ever enters the legal realm.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:5/23/2006 6:42pm
Style: Parker Kempo
Originally Posted by The Villain
So wait, he punches you, you rush him inside and he bashes your head with an ornament. Somehow you find yourself OUTSIDE now and the door is shut in your face. How did you win this again? Just cause your adrenaline kept you from feeling pain doesn't mean you won.
Agreed...sounds like bullshido unless i get a video showing this "fight".
“I come to you with only Karate, Empty Hands. I have no weapons, but should I be forced to defend myself, my principles, or my honor, should it be a matter of life or death, of right or wrong, then here are my weapons, Karate, my Empty Hands.”
The r34l Drunken Jiu Jitsu
Posted On:5/23/2006 10:57pm
Style: _razilian _iu _itsu
Lesson 12394: On t3h Str33tz, the peekout is king.
Number of bottles of beer downed by me and my girlfriend within a half hour while playing the Channel 7 "how many times will they say 'snow' game" during the "Blizzard of '06": 3.5 each.
Posted On:5/23/2006 11:54pm
Style: Filipino Martial Arts
Normal society? Where is that?
Heggy got hit with an ornament
In a squalled grimy little apartment
Poor heggy really should not tarry
Call the man before it turns scary
911 is to late for him to call for shelter
He should have called when in welter
Now he will have to make it very plain
The reason he failed to call, he is vain
More then likly they will find his wet bed
Where he laid to rest his beat up head
Posted On:5/25/2006 3:15pm
Style: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to try and find out where that bald dude learned that Head Bonking technique.
They don't cover that kind of shite in BJJ, and I want to be prepared.
Posted On:5/30/2006 6:30am
The thing about really being bald is rare
Some shave it but real men have no hair
The energy they have is released they say
Having hair will only cause energy to delay
So if you really want to know what it's about
You can't shave, you have got to pull it out
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