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  1. Gezere is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenJonas
    why didn't you have your dog attack him, mine would have gone ape **** if someone sucker punched me like that?
    Because you get in significantly less trouble for you knocking a guy around in a spat than having your dog maul him, add to that if said dog is a member of the "dangerous" breed.
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  2. Cassius is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenJonas
    why didn't you have your dog attack him, mine would have gone ape **** if someone sucker punched me like that?
    Perhaps his dog is a total wuss? My dog's main method of attack is to sniff your crotch and wag her tail--meaning she wants you to pet her.

    Also, she likes to jump up into random strangers' laps (she weighs about 60 pounds) and then sneeze all over them.
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    Asia - good point, though bernes mounain dog is not a "dangerous breed" at 125lbs I would probably be in trouble with the fuzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    Perhaps his dog is a total wuss? My dog's main method of attack is to sniff your crotch and wag her tail--meaning she wants you to pet her.

    Also, she likes to jump up into random strangers' laps (she weighs about 60 pounds) and then sneeze all over them.
    Vicious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehogey

    Knowing that his girlfriend will hit me from behind with something if I don't let go and that if I keep driving into the house, his roommates may jump me, I push him back so he (I think) stumbles into the kitchen.

    We exchange words about the shattered window, and the bald man returns with what I believe was a wooden halloween skull-on-a-stake or possibly a tiki sculpture.
    So what did his friends do and are they gonna charge you for the damages?
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    Good story. Next time armdrag, go for the back, and suplex for the win!
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    Unfortunately, this story can't be used to convince the ninjas because it's "just an anecdote".
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    Oh, here's another myth we've cleared up:

    Since they're drum and bass heads, it's safe to say that they were all methed up. So, you've also defeated the myth of "OMG GRAPPLING WIL NOT WORK BCUZ ON TEH STREET EVERYONE ISON WEIRD DRUGS AND HAVE SOOPERSTRENGTH! YOU'VE GOT TO USE FEELING TO OVERCOME THEM, NOT ATHLETICISM AND STRENGTH!"
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    I dont belive it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hedgehogey
    Sit down and take a deep breath. Get some tissues, because this story will cause you to jizz with enough force to break open the Colorado Dam.

    While the experience is still fresh, before criticism and the chattering monkey mind distort it, while I still ride the adrenaline high and feel as if I could bite the kneecaps off an army of draculas, I will recount to you the am.

    Background: I am 150#, nearsighted, bookish, anemic, etc.

    This morning, I was involved in a boring arguement with my neighbor concerning the disposition of a number of obnoxious drum and bass songs (that is, right next to my head and loud). In retrospect these were the drumz (and bazz) that called the warriors to battle for the final time. I am standing in my doorway, arguing with my neighbor. He is two hundred something pounds, tatted, bald, etc. In other words, if there's an advertisement in the back of black belt which contains the words "CAN YOUR MARTIAL ART PREPARE YOU FOR A RAPECHOKE BY THIS GUY?", his picture immediately follows.

    Ok

    We are on a narrow wooden walkway at the top of a flight of stairs.

    narrow wooden walkway.

    Using my pointing at something else entire as a pretext, he throws the SUCKER PUNCH (sucker punch is tm Tony Blauer, all rights reserved, etc.).

    It knocks my glasses to the ground, where I would later learn a lens was knocked out of it's mounting. I have theorized that the Virgin Mary herself descended from heaven at that moment and erected a shield of Pure Qi to protect my face. Whatever it was, I BARELY FELT IT.

    Ok

    I am 100% serious. It felt like a light slap at most. Maybe his meat arms hit me with enough force to send my genius locii so far towards the back of my head that it rebounded off my skull. Whatever happened, my immediate thought was "I've taken harder shots in training".

    As he loads for a second shot, I order my dog inside (good boy), advance and SHOOT THE DOUBLE. What follows shatters so many preconceptions, our paradigms will never be the same again.

    While this guy is drawing back, you think to tell your dog to go inside. while standing in your doorway, the "big" dog goes inside while you are getting hit.

    He sprawls and puts on a crappy guillotine. I continue driving, trying to pick up the leg, briefly succeeding but having to apply some fancy footwork to avoid a glass and concrete sculpture.

    How fast were you going?

    A few seconds I struggle still under his sprawl before picking the leg up, and completely unintentionally, driving him straight the **** into his window, his back shattering it. I believe the bug screen protected him, but nevertheless, I change direction as his door opens, driving him inside through the doorway. At this point i've pushed him a good fifteen feet and I see his girlfriend coming from behind me, talking the kind of moronic, adrenaline drenched patois you find yourself speaking during a fight.

    So you are fifteen feet in his house.

    Knowing that his girlfriend will hit me from behind with something if I don't let go and that if I keep driving into the house, his roommates may jump me, I push him back so he (I think) stumbles into the kitchen.

    We exchange words about the shattered window, and the bald man returns with what I believe was a wooden halloween skull-on-a-stake or possibly a tiki sculpture.

    You watch him walk upto you with a weapon and he still hitts you with it?

    He strikes a downward blow over my head shattering the ornament (?). This hurts more than his punch, yet still less than the average blow in training.

    Insane with adrenaline and my own, spontaneously generated Qi shield, I continue to advance, telling him what a bad fighter and overall human being in my best sneering, nasal monotone. He BACKS OFF AND HEADS INSIDE, where the door is closed in my face.

    Advancing into his kitchen? Not the small narrow walkway? and then you get the door slamed in your face? how.

    And that's it, and the olnly mark I have from the experience is a lump on the head from the wooden thing. I SHOULD be out cold right now, yet I feel no pain.

    Now class, examine the shattered either/or dichotomy in view of the author's cyberqueer narrative.

    In other words, the following things proved to be entirely false:

    1:On the street, the sucker punch is king.
    2: On the street, weapons are king
    3: On the street, your attacker will not know how to grapple, so go ahead and keep practicing your drunken haymaker defenses
    4: The act of grappling makes you incapable of even conceiving of being attacked by another person.
    5: On the street, don't shoot a traditional double, you'll shatter your kneecaps.
    6: Don't copy that floppy.

    The following proved unexpectedly true:

    1: Clinch based takedowns need work. That entire buisiness with the fifteen feet of driving was unnecesary and could have been avoided
    2: Sport grappling will save your ass.
    3: Shooting a takedown immediately nullifies all striking and should be done at every opportunity.
    4: Aliveness consists of timing, energy and motion.

    I dont know...
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