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  1. Plasma is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    What I don't get, is...if you're a ninja...why do I know that you're a ninja? Why does everyone know about your fetish for shuriken and tabi socks?

    Ninjas thrive on secrecy...that's why you have all those disguises and skulking training and all that stuff.

    I know the locations of almost every ninjutsu dojo in the state of Maryland and then some. A ninja dojo should be secret!!!

    The ultimate Bullshido of the ninja is that we all know about ninjas!!! The Ninja section of the Bullshido FAQ should read something like



    Why do you advertise? You're in the freaking yellow pages!!! And it's not even:



    No...this is the ninja advertisement:



    Where's the secretiveness?!? Where's the shadow warriors?

    My point?

    A ninja should be like the ultimate gay man. The only time they ever come out of the closet is to kill.

    And you can quote me on that.

    I study Jujutsu, Kenjutsu, and Shakenjutsu. You'd have to ask a Ninja.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wagamichi
    A typical day in the life of a ninja.

    Wake up...mom has the eggywaggies ready.

    Spend some time playing bushido blade (original PS...Old school!)

    Lay on the bed staring at the $49.95 440 stanless steel Ninja-to you bought at the flea market yesterday dreaming of the dimensional gate you find and fighting for good against a hoard of orcs.

    Watch cartoon network.

    Argue with your freind on the phone about the best way to erase porn from your moms computor so she won't find the girly pics.

    Go to lunch...be sure to wear the MA t-shirt and the buck knife on the belt so no one will mess with you.

    Sharpen a stick, and throw it at the blowing leaves glad you don't have a car. walking to burgarking for work strenthens the legs for climbing.

    Get off work early because your back hurts...a ninja trick to fool the man. go to ninja class. Do a few punches, kicks, stand around a lot talking about the new book Glen Morris wrote on secrete majick hand signes.

    Walk home wearing the tabis'. silent...deadly. Put on your thiefe outfit, meet at the park and do some LARPING with the venom magick game club.

    Go home, hold that Ninja-to some more...get on bullshido and chicken hawk your way into the forums.

    Repete:
    Replace Bullshido with MAP and that fairly accurate.
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    God Lord. What the **** did I just watch????


    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHA *sob* HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHEHEHIHIIHIAHAHAHAHWHHWWWHAHHHA *fart, fart, sob* HAHAHAHHAAHA phfewwwww.

    Oh man, that was shamelessly entertaining.
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    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris
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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    I study Jujutsu, Kenjutsu, and Shakenjutsu. You'd have to ask a Ninja.
    And you still can't do the Hamster dance. You suck.
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    who said I can't? That might be me in the video.
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    Liar.
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    You'll never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    You'll never know.
    Loser.

    You will perform the Hamster Dance at the next TD...or suffer...
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    I would be scared, then I remember do you TKD
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    Quote Originally Posted by pl4zM4
    I would be scared, then I remember do you TKD

    What are you going to do? throw a spike at him?
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