5/19/2006 3:44pm, #1
Until KagePl4zma does this at a TD, I will not consider him a real ninja!
The mere sound brings back memories of freshman year of college.
Ninja-boy, you do not have the real ninjaness yet.
5/19/2006 8:53pm, #2
5/19/2006 8:55pm, #3
That video is horribly entertaining
5/19/2006 9:15pm, #4
Ha, a friend of mine in the room was just like, "What the HELL are you watching?""Keep a sharp knife, shiny boots and be on time."
5/20/2006 2:13am, #5Originally Posted by pl4zM4
5/20/2006 2:13am, #6Originally Posted by Hitman
5/20/2006 2:28am, #7
I won't believe anyone's a ninja until they make a living off of espionage and/or assassination.
5/20/2006 1:23pm, #8
Umm dude ALOT of people make a living off of espionage.
5/20/2006 2:16pm, #9Originally Posted by pl4zM4
Ninjas thrive on secrecy...that's why you have all those disguises and skulking training and all that stuff.
I know the locations of almost every ninjutsu dojo in the state of Maryland and then some. A ninja dojo should be secret!!!
The ultimate Bullshido of the ninja is that we all know about ninjas!!! The Ninja section of the Bullshido FAQ should read something like
Q: What about Ninjas? I want to train as a ninja. Are there any good ninja dojo I can go to?
A: Ninjas don't exist. They're just the stuff of myth and legend. No one actually thinks they're real!
Got someone who needs killing? Need some secrets espionated? Call "1-800-Ninja4u" to talk to our Chunin about what services we can offer!
WE DO BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!! YEAH!!!
A ninja should be like the ultimate gay man. The only time they ever come out of the closet is to kill.
And you can quote me on that.
5/20/2006 2:31pm, #10
A typical day in the life of a ninja.
Wake up...mom has the eggywaggies ready.
Spend some time playing bushido blade (original PS...Old school!)
Lay on the bed staring at the $49.95 440 stanless steel Ninja-to you bought at the flea market yesterday dreaming of the dimensional gate you find and fighting for good against a hoard of orcs.
Watch cartoon network.
Argue with your freind on the phone about the best way to erase porn from your moms computor so she won't find the girly pics.
Go to lunch...be sure to wear the MA t-shirt and the buck knife on the belt so no one will mess with you.
Sharpen a stick, and throw it at the blowing leaves glad you don't have a car. walking to burgarking for work strenthens the legs for climbing.
Get off work early because your back hurts...a ninja trick to fool the man. go to ninja class. Do a few punches, kicks, stand around a lot talking about the new book Glen Morris wrote on secrete majick hand signes.
Walk home wearing the tabis'. silent...deadly. Put on your thiefe outfit, meet at the park and do some LARPING with the venom magick game club.
Go home, hold that Ninja-to some more...get on bullshido and chicken hawk your way into the forums.