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    Quote Originally Posted by KFJ
    what the **** is this **** doing on a martial arts web board? This video is a good example of what happens when NOBODY GIVES A **** WHATS HAPPENING and nothing else.

    gimme a break
    Bitch, please. This is the General BS section.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seraphim
    Bitch, please. This is the General BS section.
    You're right. this is the bullshit section, which means you are right where you belong sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFJ
    I'm a ninja!
    Yep. :ninjadanc

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFJ
    You're right. this is the bullshit section, which means you are right where you belong sir.
    *yawn* Your scathing verbose riposte has struck true. Not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KFJ
    what the **** is this **** doing on a martial arts web board? This video is a good example of what happens when NOBODY GIVES A **** WHATS HAPPENING and nothing else.

    gimme a break
    Aren't you a ninja from missouri?
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69

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    I'm going to take this opportunity to post this awesome "anti-emo" music video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFpIGqPBliA

    North Side Kings! Still Undefeated!
    “We are surrounded by warships and don’t have time to talk. Please pray for us.” — One Somali Pirate.

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    KFJ's sperm cures cancer. Unfortunately he has never ejaculated.
    Mauro: Coming into the ring now is Giant Silva. 7 foot 2, 385 lbs, making his debut in Pride.
    Bas: Wow, that is one big guy!
    Mauro: He must have an enormous Johnson!
    Bas: Ur…I suppose.
    Mauro: What are his keys to victory here in the Pride ring tonight?
    Bas: Well I think he needs to use his reach, avoid Heaths takedowns, and try to use his size to overpower him.
    Mauro: I mean, imagine the size of that thing!
    Bas: Now Heath is coming into the ring…
    Mauro: Do women really like them that big? Doesn’t it hurt?
    Bas: I really wouldn’t know.
    Mauro: I’m starting to feel a little insecure.
    Bas: Let’s just talk about the fight.
    Mauro: You’re right, el Basito. What are Heaths keys to winning here tonight. What does he have to do? What are his strategies for emerging victorious here in the Saitama Super Arena tonight?
    Bas: Well, the first thing…
    Mauro: My wife says she doesn’t like them too big, that it’s all about how you use it.
    Bas: That’s not what she told me.

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    Anyone have any vids of Metrosexuals getting beat up?

    I'm in favor of a Metro Registration Act.

    (Yeah, Yeah I got the Idea from the freaking xmen when they made them all register with the government in the 80's or 90's)

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    Ya know, everytime I see this vid it makes me want to cover my face like a ninja, go to some suburban park, find some wiggers and beat the life out of all of them at the same time, while filming it, and then sending the video to some myspace account that will then be distributed throughout their high school, thus causing them the humiliation of being beaten by a ninja. Then they all go out and take ninjutsu lessons, and we flame them when they come on here with their anecdotal evidence about the ninja that beat the crap out of them.

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    The problem with wiggers or paper gangsters is the fact that they tend to be eighty times more crazy thant he city gangsters. In a city they would just get the **** smacked out of there head and they would learn to fucking cool it. But out in the suburbs they just fester and become slowly more crazy and willing to do anything to prove that they are hardcore.

    Much like Dave Chapelle once said (not that I enjoy quoting him)
    "You always have to watch out for that one white guy in any group of black guys, because you don't know what crazy **** he's had to do to earn those black guys respect."

    As a result you have half pint here trying to be hardcore and act like he's a big man. While everyone has a foot of reach on them, and any white belt in BJJ or an amateur MMA'r would just deck him and leave him crying because the fucker has probably never taken a punch in his life.

    Goddamn crazy ass bastards the lot of 'em.

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