Thread: I can only hope this is BS
5/18/2006 3:09am, #31
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It's odd that he's ok with his wife escalating that situation to the point where someone could get killed. Someone else might not have just let it slide and gone to bathroom, but turned the knife against her.
That's assuming it's not BS, which it sounds like it is.
5/18/2006 3:22am, #32Originally Posted by War Phalange
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5/18/2006 3:32am, #33Originally Posted by new2bjj
5/18/2006 3:53am, #34Originally Posted by MeagerMartial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69
5/18/2006 3:58am, #35
And guys this is obviously BS
First it start like and "this one time in band camp..."
Then there this 'some sort of jiujitsu guy with a blue belt" how many of you keep your color belt when going to a seminar that has nothing to do with your art ?
Then the shifting the skeleton structure to ease the pressure, now I have been in arm bars and when applied (by a blue belt to say the least!) no amount of shifting skeleton structure will help except the one to let the other arm tap tap tap!
All the while the husband is watching on the corner of his eye but can depict the scene with details....
NINJA pleaaase....Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69
5/18/2006 4:18am, #36
ROFL, the stories on that thread were hilarious.
"well this guy did a double leg on grand master poobah and OMG HE HAD A SHOELACE!! HOUSEHOLD ITEMS ARE THE TRUE ANTI-GRAPPLE!"
"Well, this joojitsoo guy came up and was totally going nuts on my wife and finally he just had enough and took her down to a lock. She totally just like shifted her body by a micrometer and then pulled a knife to his throat. I think he pee'd his pants LOL!!!"
Talk about fantasy land. My only hope is that somewhere deep down inside these people realize just how small they really are. That they can not defend their advertised physical abilities and so rely on stories and myth in order to rally supporters to themselves.
Really. The ninja's want to sound tough, but they really need to look and realize there are people ACTUALLY DOING THINGS that MAKE them tough. They are hitting each other to secure knockout. They are choking and straining the bodies of others. All the while having it done to them. These are the tough guys - not people who LARP and sit around the campfire to "talk" about why XYZ is effective.
It always seems funny to me. People like this who consider themselves "martial artists" when really they are theory artists. The true martial artists are actually engaging in martial practice.
5/18/2006 4:28am, #37Originally Posted by MONGO
5/18/2006 4:30am, #38
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Hey so that's the true secret to how to handle meeting resistence when all you've drilled has been 100% compliant.
They resist, you stab the mother fuckers. Nice, I hadn't thought of that.
5/18/2006 4:32am, #39
That's the ninja way...they took it from the samurais 'you look at me funny I cut your head off' techniqueMartial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69
5/18/2006 5:42am, #40
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You know, I think MAP's tolerance of some of the behaviour in that thread along with the thread of modgag makes some of the posters supporting Stabby more insulting than what you'd see here. Seago shitting on Koto is an example I can think of offhand.