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  • Monkey deserved to die. He didn't train for the str33t or the z00.

    17 50.00%
  • Monkey should be santified as St. Macaque, Martyr of little, cute, furry mammmals.

    4 11.76%
  • Monkey should have carried a gun.

    12 35.29%
  • Bears should become strict vegetarians.

    1 2.94%
  • Bears should eat soylent green made out of bears... bears I tell ya!!!

    0 0%
  • Bears should do Yellow Bamboo and become Pandas or something.

    8 23.53%
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  1. Bluto Blutarsky is offline

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    Ok, first off your analysis is wrong.

    It wasn't the monkeys fault, it was the mother with the annoyingly loud screaming infants fault.

    I still maintain that screaming children should be fed to the animals (just came from the zoo where they feed fish to gators as part of a show, the gators jump out of the water to eat the fish and a screaming infant was annoying everyone there).

    Seriously, the bear probably got pissed at hearing freaking whining brats all day, and the monkey, roughly the same size, was the object of its vengance.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Zoos need to have warning signs outside:

    Screaming children will be fed to the gators/lions/bears. They must enforce the policy too- on videocamera for the rest of us to enjoy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky
    Ok, first off your analysis is wrong.

    It wasn't the monkeys fault, it was the mother with the annoyingly loud screaming infants fault.

    I still maintain that screaming children should be fed to the animals (just came from the zoo where they feed fish to gators as part of a show, the gators jump out of the water to eat the fish and a screaming infant was annoying everyone there).

    Seriously, the bear probably got pissed at hearing freaking whining brats all day, and the monkey, roughly the same size, was the object of its vengance.

    MORAL OF THE STORY: Zoos need to have warning signs outside:

    Screaming children will be fed to the gators/lions/bears. They must enforce the policy too- on videocamera for the rest of us to enjoy.
    I agree.
    Actually, they don't have to be screaming.
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    Bears are godless killing machines.

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    You know the world is coming to an end when humans fear nature.

    I guess it would have been more humane if the monkey was sent to a processing plant and then they gave the bear some canned monkey and a can opener.

    Animals eat each other. That's how the world works. Get used to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by War Phalange
    You know the world is coming to an end when humans fear nature.

    I guess it would have been more humane if the monkey was sent to a processing plant and then they gave the bear some canned monkey and a can opener.

    Animals eat each other. That's how the world works. Get used to it.
    I believe that you fail to comprehend the bear's godless, bloodthirsty nature. Your attitude and the attitudes of those like you endanger us all. Have you no shame sir?
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    I bet the bear also had premarital sex, too.
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    Bears hate america. And freedom. Bears hate freedom.
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    Fucking terrorist bears.
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