View Poll Results: What's your take on Bears vs Monkeys?

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  • Monkey deserved to die. He didn't train for the str33t or the z00.

    17 50.00%
  • Monkey should be santified as St. Macaque, Martyr of little, cute, furry mammmals.

    4 11.76%
  • Monkey should have carried a gun.

    12 35.29%
  • Bears should become strict vegetarians.

    1 2.94%
  • Bears should eat soylent green made out of bears... bears I tell ya!!!

    0 0%
  • Bears should do Yellow Bamboo and become Pandas or something.

    8 23.53%
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    Bears Eats Monkey - Zoo visitors horrified (don't know why)

    He, visitors at a Amsterdam zoo got a shocked presentation of 'Bears Gone Wild' as a group of sloth bears chased and killed a macaque. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH *sob* BHAHWHWHAHAHAWHWHWHAAHAHAHA *fart* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *fart, sob, snort* HEHEHEHEWUAHAHAHAHAHA...hmmm, sorry. Anyways, the story is here:

    http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe....ap/index.html

    Visitors are horrified, bears are content, while the monkey is... well, death, digested, and probably back to Mother Earth in the form of pooped bear pellets. :dead:

    So in a way, this is what happened when you are a little, cute, punny, fruit eating ***** with no MA training against multiple, thugish, bad ass hairy attackers. But on the other hand, he was never really prepared for such a thing, always sheltered in bushes and **** by mother nature... or in a cage by the benevolent Zoo Overlords.

    The moral implications are enormous... enormous I tell ya!!!! :biblethum
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    Monkey: "Hey, you stupid bears, I can defend your single leg take down with my chain punching, downward elbow, and _ing _hun monkey poo throwing technique....BRING IT!!!"

    Bear 1 (Mitch): "Damnit Bob!!!! that fucking _ing_hun Monkey talking **** again...."

    Bear 2 (Bob): "Let it go Mitch, let it go.....you know he has never actually tested his combat theories, or poop throwing acuracy, against anyone other than other _ing_hun monkeys....its not worth it."

    Monkey: "Check out my sticky hands!!!!! (flips off Mitch) suck it!! you stupid ass Care Bear"

    Bear 1 (Mitch): "THAT'S IT YOU FUCKING MONKEY......(charging in for the single leg) RAHHHHAWWWWWWW"

    Bear 2 (Bob): "MITCH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

    ........later on that day in the cave...........

    Bear 3 (Dave): "Damn, the zoo guy looks pissed at you Mitch"

    Bear 2 (Bob): "Dave, pass me another sticky finger...and the hot sauce.....thanks.."

    Bear 1 (Mitch): "****'em, zoo guy is next if he keeps talking about how bad ass his Wu Shu is......"

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    'Monkey deserved to die. He didn't train for the str33t or the z00.'

    Absolutely. Monkey deserved to die.
    :owneddanc

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    sweet.

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    Your poll is all comedy options. It needs a serious answer like "elnyka is a terrible poster".

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    Neildo, that baby in your avatar scares me.

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    I guess monkeys are not usually in bear's diet. But it's said that bears would eat almost anything.

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    Monkey should have flung more poo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuma-Gorath
    Your poll is all comedy options. It needs a serious answer like "elnyka is a terrible poster".
    How long did it take you to figure out that the pool was a comedy? Did you do it all by yourself? Wow, good boy...
    Read this for flexibility and injury prevention, this, this and this for supplementation, this on grip conditioning, and this on staph. New: On strenght standards, relationships and structural balance. Shoulder problems? Read this.

    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

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    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    Quote Originally Posted by elnyka
    How long did it take you to figure out that the pool was a comedy? Did you do it all by yourself? Wow, good boy...
    "The pool was a comedy"? Nevermind; your thread is not worthy of decent posts.
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