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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander108
    Does this mean you don't really love me?

    If I dump beer on Dale Seago's head, can I at least take you to dinner?
    Sweetheart, there's lots of good porn out there. You'd get farther with that. But thanks.
    Monkey Ninjas! Attack!

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    Ok, so my friend went to the Seibukan place tonight and had the following to say.

    "i just checked out that seibukan place i showed you. and i had the urge in the middle of the class to walk to the middle of the mat, pull down my pants, squat and take a huge fucking dump right there. and then maybe throw some of my feces around. the place was complete garbage. there's no reason for it's existence. first of all, i walked in and met the guy who was gonna teach the class, he was not the sensei of the dojo but just some black belt. the class ended up looking like any typical shitty TKD class. and there were these two students, both had colored belts and they spent an hour trying to do an incredibly simple throw but they couldn't. i literally tried to stay there as long as i could, almost as an endurance test, and i couldn't stay for more than an hour. it was horrible, tomorrow i check out judo."

    He continues with:

    "and in the middle of the class the sensei guy came upstairs for a second and he had absolutely nothing of value to say to the two poor kids who were trying to do that throw and had no clue what they were doing. i can't describe to you how funny it was to sit through that class tonight. it reminded me a lot of the TKD **** i did when i was younger"

    Keep in mind he doesn't have any martial arts experience other than the typical kids TKD and me applying a Waki-gatame to him when we were screwing around in the hallways of our dorm (which he always says is what made him want to study martial arts again). So his opinion might not be the most credible but he said even he could tell it was crap.

    It's too bad, the guy had awesome credentials. I'd still like to stop by just to see if it's really as bad as he says.
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    I smell a McDojo afoot... whatever happened to dojos waging war against one another? WE should re-instate the tournament style dojo-on-dojo matches and loser loses their dojo, that way we'd eliminate all the crap classes out there. If there are two really good ones then they can tie and neither have to lose their dojo, but places like these need to stop shaming the martial arts name.

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    My friend went and checked out Queens Judo http://www.queensjudocenter.com/INDEX.HTM and had the following to say:

    "i went and checked out the judo place, it was pretty fucking intense."

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    Sweetheart, there's lots of good porn out there. You'd get farther with that. But thanks.
    But porn bores me.

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    it makes me sleepy

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Besides, I took that whole oath thing...kinda prevents me from porning...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDChick
    Can I refer to you as a pathetic dickhead making a "joke" that wasn't funny the first 7000 times someone made it?
    Yes you definitly may for this time only. My humor is pretty crappy and very unoriginal.

    Quote Originally Posted by RaiNnyX4
    My friend went and checked out Queens Judo http://www.queensjudocenter.com/INDEX.HTM and had the following to say:

    "i went and checked out the judo place, it was pretty fucking intense."
    Is she going to check out Spartak as well? I'd love to hear review of all these Judo places hehehe. Been meaning to check them out but never had time.

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