WTF?!?! Kiai strikes?!?!?

**Leon S Kennedy** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 2:04am

I wonder if the general public really believes in this or any other martial arts bullshit. I like to think not but it seems like most people I talk to think it's about chi and xma-type of things.

**LolodesBois** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 2:38am

the small bird thing is a myth I have heard before....I remember first reading about it in a comic book 'Dr Judo' or something.

Funny that he didn't show him killing small bird though, I mean if he can do it. The bell ringing at the end is funny since he always hits the floor with the kiai...

But then again a good Kiai at the right time can desorient the oponent....

man there's a load of video of disaster right there...

**Doctor X** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 4:18am

People want to believe in this stuff, and that includes martial artists.

I mean, who would not want to be able to do this sort of stuff?

--J.D.

**RDRR** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 5:01am

What a fucking hippie, for believing himself he can do it, and BBC too for producing that crap. I really hope he tries that in a self-defence situation and gets himself killed.

**mrblackmagic** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 10:15am

I know for a fact a good high pitched kiai can startle somebody. And that's about it really. Anybody else needs to be stopped before he gets himself hurt.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 10:25am

There should be a battler between him and one of those Opera singers who can shatter crystall glasses with thier high notes

**Maestro Nobones** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 10:58am

wow, I wonder if the bell ringing at the end had anything to do with him stomping his foot?

nahhh, couldn't be! must be CHIII POWAHHHHH

**BoardHitBack** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 1:38pm

Originally Posted by Maestro Nobones

wow, I wonder if the bell ringing at the end had anything to do with him stomping his foot?

nahhh, couldn't be! must be CHIII POWAHHHHH

Ding Ding! We have a winner!

Seriously tho I love that show. Its just so fucking stupid in some parts I can't help but laugh. It's The Office of martial arts, cringe-worthy and highly embarrassing. I'm sure Crudelli is laughing all the way to the bank too- no touch knockouts fux sake. There was some good stuff on it too- the pekrit tesia kali bit was pretty cool and the taiwanese police training really interesting. Those guys beat on each other all day, CMA trained realistically ain't too common either.

On the other hand, danger-sensing schools of martial arts in Japan and cultish waterfall training, no touch knockouts, KIAI OF DOOM and assorted BS make up most the show. But these are so obviously BS it's just funny to watch people take it seriously.

**kmguy8** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 5:11pm

whatever.. tjhat fucking penis lifting bit "iron penis" was the funniest thing I have seen in years.... a class where you hang weights and swing them with your schlong???!?!

i still can't help laughing
thanks for posting that

**Mjelva** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 5:31pm

My god. I looked through the Mind, Body and Kickass Moves movies I could find on youtube.
I feel dirty.

I'm gonna go dig my eyes out with a spoon, now.