5/11/2006 5:59pm, #1
A horrible attrocity has occured...
Every day after lunch I take a healthy crap. And I feel really good about it. On our floor at work there are 3 bathrooms. 2 toilet stalls in each bathroom.
Over the past 3 months or so I routinely come into a toilet stall that has been violated. Violated the way no office toilet should ever be violated. It doesnít matter which bathroom I go into or which stall I go in. I have tried switching bathrooms and even vary the time at which I visit them. I cannot escape this bathroom criminal.
I have no idea what this guy eats. Indian food? Mexican food? The feces of other animals? But whatever is happening is both unhealthy and unnatural. Take a moment to admire his work:
Look at that!!!
How the hell does someone spray excrement with such force that it actually becomes spray? It is almost atomized the particles are so fine.
And appreciate the ANGLE at which it has hit the toilet. I donít know about you but my **** drops right into the bowl. It might touch the side near the water. But SPRAY across and actually HIT the toilet seat itself? Is it possible? Is his anus deformed in such a manner that his exit angle is almost upwards?
And how in Godís name could you leave this kind of spray for others to wretch on? He doesnít even attempt to flush the little toilet protector piece. As if he is framing his work!
Now you may be wondering to yourself how and why on earth would someone take a picture of this attrocity. The first time I saw it I was simply repulsed. The second and third times I shook my head in disgust. But as I have seen this exact same sight almost a dozen times over the past months I am now morbidly curious as to what kind of creature could expel this kind of waste. Is it human? What type of food does it eat? Was it ever taught the basics of bathroom etiquette? And these questions led me to take a picture with my camera phone today in hopes of understanding this creature and his habits.
And so I share this picture with you in hopes of better understanding Ė WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?
5/11/2006 6:03pm, #2
Its either some kind of mythical **** beast with no toilet etiquette, or a man with an extremely powerful anus. Followed by massive acidring, i presume.
5/11/2006 6:05pm, #3
Not someone who you want to roll with - you don't want to have this guy control you with north-south, for example."You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
5/11/2006 6:07pm, #4
I think the crap on the seat is the result of this man being blown right off the toilet by the force of his shitting.
5/11/2006 6:10pm, #5
Yes if you look closely you can see that the backside of the toilet seat protector has actually been blown off from the force of the excretion.
5/11/2006 6:11pm, #6
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If you thought that pic was bad, just wait till you see some of the **** on this site.
Possibly not safe for work.
Last edited by TheSparrow; 5/11/2006 6:45pm at .
5/11/2006 6:12pm, #7
Was that picture safe for work? Sparrow?
5/11/2006 6:45pm, #8
Originally Posted by Mr. Jones
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The site.....I don't know....
5/11/2006 6:59pm, #9
I'm adding a NSFW tab to this to protect the innocent.Monkey Ninjas! Attack!
5/11/2006 7:04pm, #10
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Probably one of the people who live on my floor, or maybe a relative.