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    Master Seagal Finds Fountain of Youth.......

    "Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagalís Lightning Bolt Energy Drink!"

    I **** you not my friends......

    http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt...xperiance.html

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    Made with 100% Pure Steven Seagal Juice

    I like how they think that line will help with sales...

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    Master Sensei?

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    The Agony Booth beat you to a review of the concotion.

    http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/a...asp?Id=0000006

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    That is awsome, and it'll only cost me $42.00 to have it here in one day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yodaman
    The Agony Booth beat you to a review of the concotion.

    http://www.agonybooth.com/agonizer/a...asp?Id=0000006
    Great review. I'm an energy drink fiend. Monster, RockStar, Nos, SoBe NoFear, never red bull because the others come in 16oz cans. Why short myself.

    I stopped at 7-11 on my way into the office and saw the Seagal drink, I came very close to buying the thing thinking it would make my aikido work on th3 str33t.....but I saved my $2.50 and thankfully went with the Monster....surar free of course.

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    It looks like the sales pitch itself makes fun of Seagal.

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    already posted

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    You're a wee bit behind the times GJ
    Not 1
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    But three threads already exist for this topic.

    Do I even need to say it? Well, okay then, USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    but I saved my $2.50 and thankfully went with the Monster....surar free of course.
    Congratulations. Now, instead of getting a drink made of pure caffeine and sugar, you just have a drink made out of caffeine.

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