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    Several smokebombs thrown
    urban mother still loves her
    silent asassin

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    Taekwondo showdown
    tumbleweed blows cross the road
    That's not all that blows
    Last edited by Moleculo; 5/13/2006 12:05am at .

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    I hate these Haikus
    They really do annoy me
    they don't even rhyme

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    Gastronomic God,
    Lunch Lord, Dinner diety:
    the humble rollmop.
    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
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    Genki Sudo

    Genki Sudo make
    very little sense with the
    spinning backfist thing

    flying armbars off
    jab cross jab spinning hook kick
    combos ... what the **** ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    tuf3

    envelope arrives

    girlfriend problems, gotta go....

    neutering complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    envelope arrives

    girlfriend problems, gotta go....

    neutering complete
    lol!

    nice.

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    Hiding in bathroom.

    Toilet paper on bed, "sweet."

    I'm scared, so bye bye.

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    Your martial art sucks haiku!

    Wing Chun is grappling, deadliest enemy,
    I am just kidding, guys stop pretending;

    TKD is McDojang, they are for morons;
    just ask Omega, he will not lie to you,

    Kempo guys are fat, out of shape and fucktards,
    Hope they slim down, or they are worse than retards;

    Shaolin doesn't exist, they are fucking myth,
    And if you think they do, you better don't believe;

    Judo is for sports, all they do is push around,
    Omega thinks they resemble puss1fied sumo rounds;

    Aikido is dancing, has great concept,
    Martial art it is not, don't argue with this precept;

    Ninjutsu is for freaks, If you think it is deadly,
    you have watched too much Power Rangers daily;

    BJJ is gay, so is wrestling,
    Rolling with sweaty hommies, is probably nauseating;

    Muay Thai is brutish, Boxing is silly,
    Kickbox can be good, for chicks who wants a toned body,

    Krav Maga is good, as long as it is theory,
    Reality Based Self Defense, as long you can fight dirty;

    That is all folks, Your martial art sucks,
    I hope when you use it, in the street you won't get fucked!

    ---The end---

    Inspired by Your martial sucks by Omega

    GMW
    Last edited by GRAB MY WRIST; 5/13/2006 12:53am at .

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