Several smokebombs thrown
urban mother still loves her
tumbleweed blows cross the road
That's not all that blows
Last edited by Moleculo; 5/13/2006 12:05am at .
I hate these Haikus
They really do annoy me
they don't even rhyme
Lunch Lord, Dinner diety:
the humble rollmop.
Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
to order on Amazon
Genki Sudo make
very little sense with the
spinning backfist thing
flying armbars off
jab cross jab spinning hook kick
combos ... what the **** ...
Originally Posted by ghost55
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD
girlfriend problems, gotta go....
Originally Posted by Reese
Hiding in bathroom.
Toilet paper on bed, "sweet."
I'm scared, so bye bye.
Chest thumping begins
no need to protect your face
Your martial art sucks haiku!
Wing Chun is grappling, deadliest enemy,
I am just kidding, guys stop pretending;
TKD is McDojang, they are for morons;
just ask Omega, he will not lie to you,
Kempo guys are fat, out of shape and fucktards,
Hope they slim down, or they are worse than retards;
Shaolin doesn't exist, they are fucking myth,
And if you think they do, you better don't believe;
Judo is for sports, all they do is push around,
Omega thinks they resemble puss1fied sumo rounds;
Aikido is dancing, has great concept,
Martial art it is not, don't argue with this precept;
Ninjutsu is for freaks, If you think it is deadly,
you have watched too much Power Rangers daily;
BJJ is gay, so is wrestling,
Rolling with sweaty hommies, is probably nauseating;
Muay Thai is brutish, Boxing is silly,
Kickbox can be good, for chicks who wants a toned body,
Krav Maga is good, as long as it is theory,
Reality Based Self Defense, as long you can fight dirty;
That is all folks, Your martial art sucks,
I hope when you use it, in the street you won't get fucked!
Inspired by Your martial sucks by Omega
Last edited by GRAB MY WRIST; 5/13/2006 12:53am at .
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