Martial Arts and Artists Summed Up in Haiku

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 3:09am

THE Jean Claude Van Damn

Bloodsport equals Kumite

He's a faker, duh!

**DAYoung** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 3:14am

Jackie Chan is nice.
He lets actors rest muddy
heads on his shoes. Kind.

KhorneliusPraxx · Posted On: 5/12/2006 7:55am

Class 6 days a week
Wife, Kids, and Life interfer
Lucky to make 3

**DAYoung** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 7:59am

KhorneliusPhraxx:
lamenting time's cruelty, yet
has new avatar.

KhorneliusPraxx · Posted On: 5/12/2006 8:20am

:laughing4

What's his Martial Art?
Learned to fight with Boomerang,
He is down under.

**Lights Out** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 9:40am

Surfing for porn
hot asians, little grappling
lame BJJ'er

KhorneliusPraxx · Posted On: 5/12/2006 11:37am

Lights Out has failed

**daigoro** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 2:39pm

internet flame war
keyboard warriors delight
i only say "meh"

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 11:33pm

Temple Kung Fu rocks!

A McDojo it is not,

Just a waste of funds.

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/12/2006 11:40pm

Steven Seagal sings,

strong as his cool Aikido?

Nope, my ears just hurt.

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