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  1. Phrost is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Guy Who Pays the Bills and Gets the Death Threats Style: MMA (Retired)

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Martial Arts and Artists Summed Up in Haiku

    Throwing down the Gong Sau gauntlet. Can you sum up a martial art or martial arts personality in 5-7-5 format?

    Example:

    Taekwondo's punching
    Leaves much to be desired
    At least there's hot chicks

    or

    Here monkey, monkey
    I fear your deadly technique
    Poop is hard to clean
  2. BSDaemon is offline
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    Being Sublime Daily

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     Style: BJJ/MT

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    chi chi chi chi chi
    chi chi chi chi chi chi chi
    chi chi chi chi chi
  3. BoardHitBack is offline

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     Style: Kyokushin

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    Doctor Leung Ting
    master of slappity-slap-fu
    can't fight for taffy.
    He who attains his ideal by that very fact transcends it- Nietzsche

    I like my Te like I like my tea- from Fujian province and without any bullshit in it. Oh, and green. And scented with jasmine blossoms...

    Quote Originally Posted by A Better American Than You
    In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot.
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Improv comedy

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Aikido is fun
    grab my wrist I dare you to
    now jump through the air

    (That's crap I know a limeric would be better)

    There was a man in Aikido pants
    Who liked to skip, jump and dance

    He'd fly through the air
    With greatest is of ease

    All you would have to do is Kiai and say please!
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     Style: Kyokushin

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    Kyokushin teaches
    invisible head technique
    no need to face-punch
    He who attains his ideal by that very fact transcends it- Nietzsche

    I like my Te like I like my tea- from Fujian province and without any bullshit in it. Oh, and green. And scented with jasmine blossoms...

    Quote Originally Posted by A Better American Than You
    In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot.
  6. Emevas is offline
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    Posted On:
    5/10/2006 7:37pm

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     Style: Boxing/Wrestling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I am a boxer
    I am punched in the head often
    I can't find my house
    "Emevas,
    You're a scrapper, I like that."-Ronin69
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    One Ambulance, Eleven Cops...

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    Join us... or die
     Style: Kung Fu

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    I will poke your eye
    Not a testicle is safe
    Pressure point ninja
    We are surrounded by warships and dont have time to talk. Please pray for us. One Somali Pirate.
  8. Crash is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: None currently

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    Despite all their claims
    Wing chun is not t3h d34dly
    Chain punches are weak
  9. Zendetta is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Join us... or die
     Style: MMA, functional JKD

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Jujutsu tonight.

    Brazilian Black Belt teaches!

    No Gas, how I suck.
    "You know what I like about you, William? You like guns AND meditation."
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    Posted On:
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     Style: Recovery-Fu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Systema attacks
    with no touch strikes . mind magic ,
    Beyond Physical


    "Instructional vids
    not to be watched when bought"

    - Sys. expert RobP
    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994
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