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Fact:Most comedians are lame.They come-up with a comedy routine and keep the same jokes for next 5 years of their careers.
Fact:Comedians re-word their old bits and claim it as new material.Eddy Murphy's Raw and Delirious are actually the same bits.The only difference is that its five years apart.
Fact:Comedians often share their bits with other comedians.It's an open secret.
Fact:Comedians with the bigggest cohones tend to use racially charged issues and joke about it.Mason did.So did Eddy Murphy.[img=http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2364/8026700123940loij9.th.jpg]
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I second that. I liked his stand-up more when I saw him in Improv. His TV shows are a bit repetitive, and really need to bring some people with TV experience as JC said (again, his TV shows seem to be repetitive).
Originally Posted by UpaLumpa
But he has some funny **** in his TV shows, like "Punji, the clerk" or his mariachi songs:
"No one with a penis is really your friend,
they all say they are, but it's all pretend.
He listen to your problems whenever he phones you,
but he doesn't care, he just wants to bone you!"
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Mexican food,
before you are going to have
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Joe Rogan is getting into it with every one. Even myspace.com people:
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