5/09/2006 4:23am, #1
Put before the Inquisitors: An Indictment of Lockflow.comOriginally Posted by MEGALEF
A line in the sand must be drawn. Someone must take a stand. You are that someone. The time is now! Until crappling techniques such as the ones above are voted into oblivion or removed to the dark pits of Hades, I call for a total boycott of lockflow.com. Spread the word with this rallying cry:
GRAPPLERS DON'T LET OTHER GRAPPLERS LOCKFLOW!
Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 4:27am at ."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
5/09/2006 5:30am, #2
I agree. I've seen some nice techniques on lockflow. But I've also seen some really inane bullshit.
5/09/2006 5:38am, #3
5/09/2006 8:47am, #4
Man, what the hell is going on in those pictures? The first one seems to be how do armbar? if you're a stupid dipshit, but I can't fathom the latter two at all. Is that pilates?
5/09/2006 10:40am, #5
the bottom is a backflip guard pass, that the guy supposedly used in competition and the the middle one, if i remember correctly, is something you do when your in mount but the guy has his hooks in, i believe it was somekind of submission, i can't find the article though
In that armbar one, wouldn't be easy to just roll to your side and take the guys back, it basically looks like he gave the bottom guy an arm dragIn weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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5/09/2006 11:23am, #6
This image not only singlehandedly vindicates Lockflow, but the entire Internet.Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:
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5/09/2006 11:39am, #7
Another Smoking Gun:
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5/09/2006 11:43am, #8Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
Besides the fact the kid seems to enjoy being headbutted, what do you see as wrong with this one?Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
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5/09/2006 11:48am, #9
Umm..... just sit down into Top Mount.
Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 12:04pm at ."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal
5/09/2006 11:53am, #10Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
Perhaps the above link will clear things up for you. In other words "lol standing neck crank for the submit".
If you're wondering why I'm not linking to the actual techniques for the most part, riddle me this: Would YOU give a retard a sharp knife to play with? Yes, you would. But this serious business.
Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 11:57am at ."No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal