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    Put before the Inquisitors: An Indictment of Lockflow.com

    Quote Originally Posted by MEGALEF
    Better go to lockflow and see if they have any good techniques I can use there..
    This post in the "intensity and relaxation" thread is something that I feel requires the attention of Bullshido's grapplers. Make no mistake about it, THIS IS A CALL TO ARMS! A grappling technique archive with the potential for greatness is being overrun by crappling. Here is but a small sample of damning evidence:







    A line in the sand must be drawn. Someone must take a stand. You are that someone. The time is now! Until crappling techniques such as the ones above are voted into oblivion or removed to the dark pits of Hades, I call for a total boycott of lockflow.com. Spread the word with this rallying cry:

    GRAPPLERS DON'T LET OTHER GRAPPLERS LOCKFLOW!
    Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 4:27am at .
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    I agree. I've seen some nice techniques on lockflow. But I've also seen some really inane bullshit.

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    Gentlemen, I give you exhibit A:

    http://lockflow.com/article_view.php?id=245

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    Man, what the hell is going on in those pictures? The first one seems to be how do armbar? if you're a stupid dipshit, but I can't fathom the latter two at all. Is that pilates?

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    the bottom is a backflip guard pass, that the guy supposedly used in competition and the the middle one, if i remember correctly, is something you do when your in mount but the guy has his hooks in, i believe it was somekind of submission, i can't find the article though

    In that armbar one, wouldn't be easy to just roll to your side and take the guys back, it basically looks like he gave the bottom guy an arm drag
    In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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    This image not only singlehandedly vindicates Lockflow, but the entire Internet.
    Captain's Log: Just a little update for all my TRUE and HONEST friends out there:

    1) I am STRAIGHT! I am STRAIGHT! Get it through your thick skulls, numbskulls!

    2) My name is not Ian Brandon Something.

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    Another Smoking Gun:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Garbanzo Bean
    They are standing.

    Besides the fact the kid seems to enjoy being headbutted, what do you see as wrong with this one?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

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    Umm..... just sit down into Top Mount.
    The guy on top is submitting the guy on bottom in this picture.
    Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 12:04pm at .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    They are standing.

    Besides the fact the kid seems to enjoy being headbutted, what do you see as wrong with this one?
    http://www.lockflow.com/article_view.php?id=420

    Perhaps the above link will clear things up for you. In other words "lol standing neck crank for the submit".

    If you're wondering why I'm not linking to the actual techniques for the most part, riddle me this: Would YOU give a retard a sharp knife to play with? Yes, you would. But this serious business.
    Last edited by Cassius; 5/09/2006 11:57am at .
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