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  1. Ke?poFist is offline
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    Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolinz
    One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.
    thats funny, one of those thoughts I've had, but never verbalized ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolinz
    One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.
    I think this is basically Mikhail Bakunin's reasoning behind the "if god really existed, it would be necessary to abolish him" line.
    although it's been a while since i read it, i could be wrong.
  3. Shawarma is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolinz
    One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.

    To top that I quickly told them that Hitler was a better speaker then Jesus and they flipped out yet again. When asked how the hell I could say that, I promptly asked them if they have any recordings of Jesus speaking...
    Post paper please.
  4. Tom Kagan is offline
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    Posted On:
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    If bananas were god's perfect food for man, why is the tree so fucking tall?
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
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    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
  5. ChrisWTK is offline

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    Timing just happened to be perfect. Was reading this forumn in class as the teacher said,
    "Only God is perfect."
    hehehe - me
    "Well if you believe in Him."
    *shrug*
    "Of course I think my wife is also perfect, she makes sure I think that."
    Ok, just a random coincedence.

    Has anyone also seen the hot dogs for homophobes video? I probably could find it.
    Last edited by ChrisWTK; 5/09/2006 1:13pm at .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky

    ***** is the ideal food for a heterosexual male or lesbian female....
    Smells like fish, looks like a clam, and if you turn it side ways it looks like a taco...

    Yep, the ideal food!
    People often tell me that I fail to see the gravity of the situation.
    I see the gravity, and I say...

    Step right up folks and watch me defy gravity!
  7. Shawarma is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Kagan
    If bananas were god's perfect food for man, why is the tree so fucking tall?
    The Lord testing the faithful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Villain
    They're not all that tall.

    Picky, picky, picky!

    Good bananas are not usually on some dwarf, genetically engineered tree with lousy tasting fruit. :smile:

    Monkey hands have those same ridges the dufus was speaking of. And, they can climb the banana trees a lot easier than any human being.

    Monkeys > Humans.

    Ergo, monkeys are god's chosen creature.
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
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    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
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    Posted On:
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    Banana trees aren´t tall at all. And I heard somewhere that they aren´t trees. They are supposed to be herbs.

    Or something.
    That civilisation may not sink,
    Its great battle lost,
    Quiet the dog, tether the pony
    To a distant post;
    Our master Caesar is in the tent
    Where the maps are spread,
    His eyes fixed upon nothing,
    A hand under his head.


    - W.B. Yeats
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    herb eh.... can you smoke 'em?
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