Thread: The atheist's nightmare.
5/08/2006 2:10am, #11Originally Posted by Camus52 blocks documentary: arrived
"Joe Lauzon looks like a quiet, Internet guy..." -- Dana White
5/08/2006 9:55am, #12
If you turn the sound of and think GAY PORN this video is very funny
5/08/2006 10:56am, #13
Originally Posted by Camus
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
I'll give it a shot,
***** is the ideal food for a heterosexual male or lesbian female....
ID people should be raped by pandas. It might make them smarter.
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5/08/2006 11:59pm, #14Originally Posted by sfe
5/09/2006 12:42am, #15
Holy crap. And how does this guy explain plants that have natural defenses to STOP predators from eating them? Are bananas just his gift to us???
5/09/2006 12:48am, #16
Bananas are his gift to those who live in tropical climates.
Eskimos, well God gifts them with blubber.
5/09/2006 12:52am, #17
The greatest gift God gave to man is atheism. Praise the Lord.
5/09/2006 1:25am, #18
One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.
To top that I quickly told them that Hitler was a better speaker then Jesus and they flipped out yet again. When asked how the hell I could say that, I promptly asked them if they have any recordings of Jesus speaking...
5/09/2006 1:37am, #19Originally Posted by Shaolinz
5/09/2006 1:43am, #20
Does believing in the Easter Bunny as an adult seem funny to you? Then how the **** does religion not?"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal