The atheist's nightmare.

**meng_mao** · Posted On: 5/08/2006 2:10am

Originally Posted by Camus

orly?

I really want to go somewhere with this, racism be damned

yeah. I tried it a couple times. It's not really any easier or harder.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 5/08/2006 9:55am

If you turn the sound of and think GAY PORN this video is very funny

**Bluto Blutarsky** · Posted On: 5/08/2006 10:56am

Originally Posted by Camus

By his same argument he would conclude that bananas make the ideal food (GODMADE) for monkeys as well, just as grass does for cows

who's gonna really argue this though, honestly?

I'll give it a shot,

***** is the ideal food for a heterosexual male or lesbian female....

ID people should be raped by pandas. It might make them smarter.

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/08/2006 11:59pm

Originally Posted by sfe

It's obvious.

What I was really trying to say is that God made the banana to put soda pop manufactures out of business! duh...

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 5/09/2006 12:42am

Holy crap. And how does this guy explain plants that have natural defenses to STOP predators from eating them? Are bananas just his gift to us???

**Moleculo** · Posted On: 5/09/2006 12:48am

Bananas are his gift to those who live in tropical climates.

Eskimos, well God gifts them with blubber.

**DAYoung** · Posted On: 5/09/2006 12:52am

The greatest gift God gave to man is atheism. Praise the Lord.

**Shaolinz** · Posted On: 5/09/2006 1:25am

One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.

To top that I quickly told them that Hitler was a better speaker then Jesus and they flipped out yet again. When asked how the hell I could say that, I promptly asked them if they have any recordings of Jesus speaking...

**DAYoung** · Posted On: 5/09/2006 1:37am

Originally Posted by Shaolinz

One of the funniest papers I ever wrote for one of my religion courses was a paper titled: God, the Supreme Automaton. It basically, in my opinion, showed that if God did exist then he had absolutely no free will and was nothing more then a robot. Which pissed just about every single person in my class off including the teacher, but they couldn't debunk the arguement.

To top that I quickly told them that Hitler was a better speaker then Jesus and they flipped out yet again. When asked how the hell I could say that, I promptly asked them if they have any recordings of Jesus speaking...

Care to give a precis of your argument? Feel free to PM me if you want.