Thread: The atheist's nightmare.
5/12/2006 7:18am, #111
Here's one for Danno:
Why did the Queenslander have two glasses by his bed, one with water, and one without?
One in case he got thirsty, and one in case he didn't.
5/12/2006 7:20am, #112
American: A lie never passed George Washington's lips.
Englishman: No, he spoke through his nose like the rest of you.
5/12/2006 7:28am, #113
DAYong do you have a compendium of all natianalistic jokes or something ? :-)Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69
5/12/2006 7:37am, #114
how many melbournians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? actually they can't because they are dressed in women's clothing.
why did the melbournian cross the road? because he was homosexual.
what do belgian men like eating the most? PEENOR
5/12/2006 7:40am, #115Originally Posted by LolodesBois
5/12/2006 7:42am, #116Originally Posted by danno
5/12/2006 8:06am, #117
5/12/2006 8:10am, #118
Of course not. The world needs latex.
5/12/2006 8:25am, #119
danno's "Futility" will prove useful on ANOTHER BOARD where a poor, innocent noobie made the mistake to declare that all problems may be solved by "finding Jesus."
5/12/2006 8:57am, #120Originally Posted by DAYoung
Thanks, I'll put that in my wish list.Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69