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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    I wish I was the one who coined the retort, "I will think for you!"
    Oh ****, that's good.
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    Again, wish I had thought of it. I am not sure which poster came up with it first. I like to give credit to ideas and jokes.

    For, example, I know I will soon have use of danno's "Futility!"

    --J.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    Again, wish I had thought of it. I am not sure which poster came up with it first. I like to give credit to ideas and jokes.

    For, example, I know I will soon have use of danno's "Futility!"

    --J.D.
    I don't agree. You're talking nonsense.

    Idiot.

    Stop wasting my time.

    Jerk-off.
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    This thread makes my head hurts.....
    Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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    Quote Originally Posted by LolodesBois
    This thread makes my head hurts.....
    A Belgian was serving behind the counter at a take-away restaurant. The customer said: "I'll have two ham sandwiches, one without mustard." "Which one do you want without mustard?" asked the Belgian.
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    How do you spot the Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with the parachute on.
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    how do you know if a belgian has entered the room? he will be wearing women's clothing.

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    I can't believe these Belgian jokes made it all the way to Australia.....
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    How do you put 15 Belgian in a beetle ? Put a frie in the car

    By the way the illname 'French' frie is a Belgian speciality damn it!
    Martial Arts is like sex, if you over complicate it with exotic sounding names, theories and principles, you end up fucking yourself in the ass. -Ronin69

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    A Belgian pilot was instructing his student:

    Student: How do you fly at night?
    Pilot: Do you see the red light on the left wing?
    Student: Yes.
    Pilot: Do you see the green light on the right wing?
    Student: Yes.
    Pilot: Just fly between then, and you'll be fine.
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