Page 1 of 13 1234511 ... Last
  1. #1
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
    Steve's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    4,205
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    The atheist's nightmare.


  2. #2
    Moleculo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    ORYGUN
    Posts
    8,215
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Primates use the stem of the banana as a handle and open it from the other end.

    Notice how God made the orange round so you could stuff it into a Christian's mouth to shut him up.

  3. #3

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,738
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    awesome

    pineapples anyone?

  4. #4
    Moleculo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    ORYGUN
    Posts
    8,215
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    If a priest takes the core out of a pineapple it feels just like a choirboy.

    Praise God.

  5. #5
    Mostly, I just sit here. Mostly. hall of famestaff
    Stick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Washington DC. USA
    Posts
    7,949
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Observe, wrap your hand here at the base of my cock, it's round and roughly banana shaped so it fits perfectly in your hand.....

    **** him and his ludicrous argument.

  6. #6
    meng_mao's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Westford, MA
    Posts
    2,007
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Reese
    Primates use the stem of the banana as a handle and open it from the other end.
    a lot of chinese people open the other end, too.
    52 blocks documentary: arrived

    "Joe Lauzon looks like a quiet, Internet guy..." -- Dana White

  7. #7

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,738
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by meng_mao
    a lot of chinese people open the other end, too.
    orly?

    I really want to go somewhere with this, racism be damned

  8. #8
    Crouching Philosopher, Hidden Philosopher supporting member
    DAYoung's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Melbourne, AUS
    Posts
    6,269
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I like the way God also made the coconut with a hinge so we could-

    Oh. Wait a fucking moment...

    GOD DOES NOT EXIST!

    or

    WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT BANANAS!

    Honestly, this fucking idiot is evidence enough that there is no intelligent design (or God has a really sick sense of humour).
    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
    click here to order on Amazon


  9. #9
    The gift that keeps on giving supporting member
    Steve's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Seattle, WA
    Posts
    4,205
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by DAYoung
    Honestly, this fucking idiot is evidence enough that there is no intelligent design (or God has a really sick sense of humour)
    I'm surprised that no one has brought up the monkey part of the vid (bananas = evolution).

  10. #10

    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Posts
    1,738
    --
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by sfe
    I'm surprised that no one has brought up the monkey part of the vid (bananas = evolution).
    By his same argument he would conclude that bananas make the ideal food (GODMADE) for monkeys as well, just as grass does for cows

    who's gonna really argue this though, honestly?

Page 1 of 13 1234511 ... Last

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in
Single Sign On provided by vBSSO